Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

 

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"

 

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,"

 

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

 

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

ROFL :D

 

Diamond! :D

ROFLLMFFAO:D CLASS

i like that one . im not exactly a friend of the french..

 

 

went to guadaloupe once went into a record store

 

 

ask them if they had acdc i love them ., the guy in the

 

store said ... speak french please i dont speak english ..

 

 

so you tell me what the **** was that ? the anu..ss

 

 

spoke english , but he wanted me to speak french ..

 

 

hated them ever since...

Blimey, what a terrible crime to commit not wanting to speak your own language !

 

I myself hate the French because most of them, along with the rest of Europe, speak better English that wot I do :/