All hail the Tool Meister! :D

 

Oiiiiiii, geezer, was chatting with an old friend of yours tonight and she wanted me to post this message for you...

 

Lucky git! :D

 

tell him "Jx, or (JxBabe) sez hello cheeky and u owe her a ride in ur car, and that the spitroast wiv cossie is optional"

 

FFS! Jammy bugger. :D

Has he taken the bog roll off the gear stick after Billing? ;)

we could have a double spit roast with jx and mrstt chris could baste them both and then finish off the job that mr g and timmy are obviously going to fail misrably at.....there's a myriad of possibilities for us all the only thing i'll draw the line at is involving a certain ginger bloke as i aint crossing swords with a ginger as it may be catching and he'll put me off my concentration when the socks he puts down his pants fall out and i start laughing......if you need a place to stay jx if you come down my house is just round the corner im sure chris will bring you round

Originally posted by tooley

we could have a double spit roast with jx and mrstt chris could baste them both and then finish off the job that mr g and timmy are obviously going to fail misrably at.....there's a myriad of possibilities for us all the only thing i'll draw the line at is involving a certain ginger bloke as i aint crossing swords with a ginger as it may be catching and he'll put me off my concentration when the socks he puts down his pants fall out and i start laughing......if you need a place to stay jx if you come down my house is just round the corner im sure chris will bring you round

 

LMFAO!

Have you seen the trick where the Ginger Wizard prizes his cap off with a magic fork and spins it on the end of his sword as the grand finale?! :D

Originally posted by tooley

if you need a place to stay jx if you come down my house is just round the corner im sure chris will bring you round

Which Chris ? LOL, i could always drop her off Sunday 30th after your meet, she's staying at mine on Saturday :)

 

Who's this MrsT anyway ? Since when was PaulG interested in the female form ? LMFAO

 

Originally posted by ChrisC

LMFAO!

Have you seen the trick where the Ginger Wizard prizes his cap off with a magic fork and spins it on the end of his sword as the grand finale?! :D

 

Is this the same magic fork Latz is using to 'tune' his 32 ??? Sorry, i'll get me coat !

latz's beast is almost upon us and with the exception of rocket ronnie i think its unbeatable.........there's defo no z in the uk thats going to catch it thats for sure

hey am likin all this talk of goin to tooley's and cossie's houses hehe

 

an chris is right lol am a cossie gurl :p

oh and btw heres me hehehe

http://jxbabe.20megsfree.com/cgi-bin/i/images/meedrunk_copy.jpg

Originally posted by JxBabe

oh and btw heres me hehehe

http://jxbabe.20megsfree.com/cgi-bin/i/images/meedrunk_copy.jpg

 

Jeez - u is well fit !!

 

Innit !!:eek: :eek: ;)

That picture does her no justice at all, believe me !!! :D :D :D

Mrs T is me bitch Chris...aiiiiiiiiiii!!!

 

I can't keep up with all this swapping, totty trumps FFS. :D :D :D

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

Jeez - u is well fit !!

 

Innit !!:eek: :eek: ;)

 

awww :D

 

thankyou babe!!!

 

*mwah*

Originally posted by JxBabe

awww :D

 

thankyou babe!!!

 

*mwah*

 

Wow ! No jokin' - u is 10/10 in my book. I love a pretty face and u got a helluva pretty 1 - but I guess u know that ! How old r u - or shouldn't I ask ? ;) :D

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

Mrs T is me bitch Chris...aiiiiiiiiiii!!!

 

I can't keep up with all this swapping, totty trumps FFS. :D :D :D

 

Oops, sorry Tim. :rolleyes:

 

Tried this swapping lark with Tooley, but everything i lent him came back stuck together, creased and with furled edges ! And that was just the ladies !:eek:

LOL :D

lmao wot u like eh

Originally posted by JxBabe

lmao wot u like eh

 

If only u knew..........;)

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

If only u knew..........;)

 

Unless you tell/show/explain to her, then she'll never know ! LOL Our Jen likes it when people tell/show/explain it to her ! LMFAO :p

yes im no good at understandin things in theory, u have to give me a practical demonstration :D :D ;)

Originally posted by cossie chRiS

Unless you tell/show/explain to her, then she'll never know ! LOL Our Jen likes it when people tell/show/explain it to her ! LMFAO :p

 

Right then. Can I **** with your lovely **** and then **** you all over. I want to really *** all over your **** and then after a Red Bull and 10 minutes spent ******* your sweet **** I'd like to **** you really slow then fast and.........

 

* * * OH SHIT !!!!!!!!:D :D

 

This is meant for JxBabe in case there's any confusion !;) :D

Originally posted by JxBabe

yes im no good at understandin things in theory, u have to give me a practical demonstration :D :D ;)

 

I think 1 on 1 tuiton would be best !;) Individual coaching - none of this barbecue/smorgasboard rubbish !!:cool:

There ya go Nelson, you couldn't wish for a better offer so soon !

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

Right then. Can I play with your lovely bush and then lick you all over. I want to really cum all over your t1ts and then after a Red Bull and 10 minutes spent licking your sweet chuff I'd like to bone you really slow then fast and.........

 

* * * OH SHIT !!!!!!!!:D :D

 

This is meant for JxBabe in case there's any confusion !;) :D

 

Don't mince yer words mate!!! :D :D

but i want cossie :( :(

Some 'Elk' for hunting.............

 

Timmy lad............I think it's time for me to go stalking...........

 

New fluff on the board..........

 

;)

 

Matty.

LMFAO@Tm, where did you get that FFS ? LMFAO.... now might be a good time to tell him that Jenny in only 15 ???