Right just bought a Bosch AAA,why the fook does it take 248min to wash a few pots and pans????

When I can do it in 15 min:rolleyes:

Get some ball bearing turbos fitted to it mate ;)

Mac, you need to mod the dishwasher to increase the speed,

 

Firstly bigger water injectors are needed, then youll need to upgrade the water piping to stainless hard pipes to deal with the increased pressure, then cos your getting more water into the system, you'll need something to get it out quicker, like a large waste water dumping valve.

 

After these simple mods you should see an increase in bwp ( brake wash power) but you will notice a drop in your WPG (washes per gallon).

 

Oh and dont forget to change the calgon tablet every 300 washes!!

a Bosch dishwasher??

 

WHY?

 

Thats what wives are for!!!:rolleyes:

 

;) Cheers,

F.T.

Originally posted by fat tony

a Bosch dishwasher??

 

WHY?

 

Thats what wives are for!!!:rolleyes:

 

;) Cheers,

F.T.

 

Yeah true!

Make sure you make her fill the dishwasher and switch it on.

If she moans, tell her how ungratefull she is now she doesn't have to wash up! :D

Go and put your marigolds on you big girls blouse!:p

Originally posted by BigRoy

Go and put your marigolds on you big girls blouse!:p

 

 

Shut it! At least I don't wear their clothes:D:D:D

I think I look damn sexy!!!

And where would you lot be without a dishwasher? with your bloody hands in the sink.

 

I do not wash up ever, it is mans work. They think that they are hard done by in this house because I refuse to load or unload the dishwasher. I have to do the other chores, why the hell should I do their's?.

 

Mac you have bought the model equal to the Zed in dishwasher's.

 

Just a shame it does not put the dishes away in the right place.

 

I also do not empty the bin or put the rubbish out for the binmen, or do the gardening:D :D .

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

Originally posted by fat tony

a Bosch dishwasher??

 

WHY?

 

Thats what wives are for!!!:rolleyes:

 

;) Cheers,

F.T.

 

 

Thats pretty ironic coming from you pussy boy. "I'll make lunch and tea again dear"

 

:D:D:D:D

Originally posted by BigRoy

I think I look damn sexy!!!

 

 

LMAO:D You wearing that for Billing then;)

Too right - women need to keep their strength up for getting the coal in ! ;)

 

 

Originally posted by dunk300zxtt

And where would you lot be without a dishwasher? with your bloody hands in the sink.

 

I do not wash up ever, it is mans work. They think that they are hard done by in this house because I refuse to load or unload the dishwasher. I have to do the other chores, why the hell should I do their's?.

 

Mac you have bought the model equal to the Zed in dishwasher's.

 

Just a shame it does not put the dishes away in the right place.

 

I also do not empty the bin or put the rubbish out for the binmen, or do the gardening:D :D .

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

Mac, is the tupperware you stuck to your car dishwasher safe? :D Could wash your car easier then :D:D:D

Originally posted by andyduff

Mac, is the tupperware you stuck to your car dishwasher safe? :D Could wash your car easier then :D:D:D

 

If you use the new Fairy Candy Apple Pink dishwasher liquid you could kill two birds with one wash!! :p

Originally posted by andyduff

Mac, is the tupperware you stuck to your car dishwasher safe? :D Could wash your car easier then :D:D:D

 

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha:D says a man that if he washed his with a jet wash,it would blow holes in the shell:D:D:p

Originally posted by MAC 1

Bwahahahahahahahaha:D says a man that if he washed his with a jet wash,it would blow holes in the shell:D:D:p

 

YABBADABADOOO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by BigRoy

YABBADABADOOO!!!!!!!!

 

 

LMFFFFAO:D Yea Exactly Roy,Duffer should have Freddy as his avatar,when them turbos stop spooling,he can run down the road with the car,and gain 1 more DHP:D