There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other

one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are

still far away from the convent.

 

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the

past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

 

SL: It's logical. He wants to have sex with us.

 

 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the

most?What can we do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

 

SM: It's not working.

 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical

thing. He started to walk faster, too.

 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one

minute.

 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way

and I'll go this way.He cannot follow us both.

 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about

what has happened to Sister Logical.

 

Then Sister Logical arrives.

 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what

happened!

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow

us both,so he followed me.

 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I

could and he started to run as fast as he could.

 

SM: And?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

 

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

 

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

 

 

 

 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

 

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

 

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail

Marys!

 

 

hahahahaha LOL

I like the extra effort of the nun gif's !!

I nicked 'em! Can't claim credit :cool: .

 

Managed to work the UBB code tho!

 

Pete

As the old proverb has it:

 

You can kiss a nun once

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can kiss a nun twice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But you musn't get into the habit!

Everyone must've heard about the 2 nun's that are driving in their car when the Devil appears on their bonnet.

"get him off, get him off" shouts the nun.

So the nun driver zigs and zags and tries to shake the Devil off of the car...........to no avail.

They accelerate and then brake hard in attempt to rid the evil vision.....but still he clings on.

 

"show him your cross" says one nun to the other, thinking this will burn the spirit back to hell.

 

"Cross? cross?" she replies, "I'm bloody furious!"

 

 

 

.....hmmmmm, not so funny now I've typed it all out!

I heard a different ending.

 

Show him your Cross....

 

ok, "Get of the fooking car !!!!"

Ha ha! thats it! knew it didn't sound funny!!! it is friday afternoon -what do you expect?:o