Received from my civil-servant mate.

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The remaining two bee Gees are moving to Cornwall because its the only place they'll see Morris dancing.

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TERRORISM SCARE AT TESCO.

 

Tesco have been forced to remove all Chinese readymeals from their shelves over fears the may have ricin.

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(sobered up and didn't like the first one after all...)

Then they are releasing their final song, "How deep is your Bruv?" Muwahahahahahaha :D

That's not funny Duffman. The Bees Gees said it was a "Tragedy" that they lost their brother, they were surprised because the doctors only though it was a "Night Fever" and they were sure that he'd be "Staying Alive".

Guess the doctor must have been a 'heartbreaker' muwahahahahaha :D:D:D How many more can we get??? :D

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

edited out by Gio with profuse apologies for starting this off

edite dout by Gio with profuse apologies for starting this off

:( bad taste

Those last too were very very sick :(

edited out by gio with profuse apologies for starting this off

Number one rule of comedy; If you are going to make attempts at japery on sensitive subjects - BE FUNNY.

 

Yours,

 

An unamused parent of three girls; 7, 11 and 15.

I must be sick? Thankyou Gio I found the JOKES funny.

nonono BigRoy - you're not any more sick than usual ;)

 

But the one I deleted wasn't very nice so you can't see it/them any more. Tesco and the Bee Gees are fair targets but the other one wasn't and the anti-comments were quite right IMHO. My fault - sorry.