Our cars are great,

our cars are fun.

I've heard that Senna-

takes it up the bum.

 

They always go wrong,

you scratch your head.

One of the joys-

of owning a Zed.

 

So onto Criag,

our imaginary friend.

Delete's our posts-

if we offend.

 

Then there's Stu,

SMW1,

he's a dirty-

son-of-a-gun.

 

Who's next on the list?

ah, Andy Duff.

he's got a face-

like a fishy muff.

 

Jeff TT,

back on last night.

Those turkey's killed-

a horrible sight.

 

Who else do I know?

oh yeah, Fat Tony.

Apparently not fat-

and really quite boney.

 

Everyone else-

your names are too silly.

I need something that rhymes-

like James, John or Billy !

 

If you don't have a Z,

then your car is poo.

you gotta have-

a Z32.

No offence meant......just mucking around :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :)

Yup, I can confirm that you are VERY VERY BORED!:D

There's also Van300

who has just returned

in case neone wondered !! (bu-bum !!)

:D

James LMFAO:D:D:D!

LOL. Nice one mate.

May need a little work before it makes the poem bible ;).

 

Dirty son of a gun WTF !!!! ;)

Not bad for ten mins though.

 

You're not really a dirty son of a gun Stu mate. I know you'll bend over backwards for anyone.

 

MAC 1 -how did I forget Iain and his buggery connections with Luke @ Z Centre. Sure there's a rhyme in there somewhere.

 

I'm pushing my luck now.

 

.......so I'm gonna go.

Good effort James .... but you're right, you must have way too much time on your hands!!!

 

BTW, what does ryhme with "John" at the risk of hearing something I don't really want to hear!;)

 

Now, wouldn't it be a thing if the next Poet Laureate launched their career on 300zx.co.uk .... :p

 

Despite working for a Publishing company, I'm not sure it's ready to be included in any forthcoming works just yet!!!:D

James or Jim,yes thats him!

Nice one,

F.T.

Originally posted by james300

Not bad for ten mins though.

 

You're not really a dirty son of a gun Stu mate. I know you'll bend over backwards for anyone.

 

MAC 1 -how did I forget Iain and his buggery connections with Luke @ Z Centre. Sure there's a rhyme in there somewhere.

 

I'm pushing my luck now.

 

.......so I'm gonna go.

 

Hmmm go on then spill the beans Luke?

You going to Billing James ;). If so you may as well join the ANTS in the fight club post because you for it now LMAO !!!

I know, got a bit carried away there and was thinking if it had been about me, I may of thought,"who the f*ck is this bloke". But didn't mean anything by it.

 

My next tech post will get a big fat ZERO replies!

 

Will check out Billing post cos that sounds like a good one.

 

Any luck with those split rims Stu? heard its gonna rain this weekend-hope that bloke with the traction control has a garage!

 

If you need a 3rd person to help out, let me know.

 

........in fact anyone around the southeast needs a hand with stuff, pm me, I'm keen to help out and maybe learn some more about the Z.

WEll I'm not at work to day James and I'm fitting my Induction and Slam panel :). I got a feeling it's really easy to fit the induction but I tell you something ... taking the standard box off is a pain in the Sh|tter !!!!!. Taken a break at the moment.

 

If you are bored at the weekend give me a shout. I need to sort some bits out on my car that I think you have alread done, like TPS, connectors etc. May be we could share the knowledge. Well maybe you could teach me more like LOL.

Yeah, from memory is a right awkward little fiddle to get that standard box off! a bit of a bend and push here and there and you'll have it off!!!

 

If there's no swell or it is messy than I'll give you a shout! (not as if we get many waves in this toilet of a country as it is, so will be surfing if there is)

James,

 

I can almost guarantee that there'll be plenty of surf, and it will be blowing a hoolie all weekend long!!

 

Reason: I have a week off to go fishing:mad: So cue the sh1t weather!!!

 

Surf's up Pal!

Tight lines then my friend.

 

Send any waves you don't want my way.