did my good deed for the day today.

was on my way home when i saw a bloke pushing a porsche boxter up the road.(porker are u listening).

pulled over and offered a hand, the lad was trying to push start it, his mum was in the drivers seat doing the business with the clutch etc. after loads of pushing we couldnt get it going , it was completely dead, i find out that the car has been stood in garage for ages, porsche came out to get it going and suggested that the battery is very low and it needs a good run so off they go for a run, only to stall it and not be able to start it.

I know i said, my folks live just up the road i'll go get some jump leads, go round folks house only to be told by me dad that the jump leads are in my mums car whos not home from work yet.

So i goes back and tells the stranded my folks aint got any but nevermind ive got some at home and i only live 5 mins away.

So i gets home, and can i **** find my jump leads.....its at this point i really wish i haddnt stopped to offer a hand.

so i phone the wench to see when shes gonna get home as shes got some in the boot of her car...... no answer, typical

So only one thing for it i harrass the neighbours, finally acquire a set and head off back to the porsche owners.

Finally get it going and everyones happy, especially tarquin and mater

The shame of it, having to be jump started by a commoner and his datsun lmfao

BWAHAHAHAHAHA:D nice one Scoops;)

A few years ago I had a flat battery in my company 7 series BMW.

I was in an industrial estate in the middle of nowhwere. A guy in a clapped out Cortina jump started me and said that I had made his month.