Can they ban people for instance ?

THEY ARE GOD!

 

;)

Could the power go to their heads ?;)

Of course the power goes to our heads - today the forum, tomorrow cyberspace :p

 

We are just starting to draw up the new ranking for forum members so would like to post our suggestions here for your info / comment.

 

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US MODERATORS

Leap tall buildings in a single bound, are more powerful than a locomotive, are faster than a speeding bullet, walk on water, give policy to God.

 

MAC 1

Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, talks with God.

 

TIMMY_TURBO

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, talks with God if a special request is honoured.

 

300Z

Barely clears a Quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God.

 

SRRAE / SENNA

Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, treads water, talks to animals.

 

ANDYDUFF / CLARKEY / JVNEWCOMBE1961

Climbs walls continually, rides the rails, plays Russian roulette, walks on thin ice, prays a lot.

 

ANYONE WHO HASN'T PAID YET

Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat with a life jacket, talks to walls.

 

PORKER / BANZAI / ASSORTED F*CKWITS

Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings, says "Look at the choo-choo", wets himself with a water pistol, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.

 

FORUM ADMINISTRATOR

Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, is God.

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(Personal grovelling apologies available in writing just say if your offended by being left out or included )

 

Gio:D;)

putting me with nelson mainfella :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

that an insult? :rolleyes:

Not meant to insult anyone (except Porker, Banzai and the like) - just ran out of definitions and it didn't seem fair to leave either of you out!

 

And I haven't got Senna in - nor several Andy's. Omigod, i left andyduff out so I'm off to hide before he sets BigRoy or Tooley loose. Arrrrrrgh :eek: (there at least that's all the top 10 posters done)

Hey, I'm a mod and yet you have me struggling to clear short buildings (how appropriate). Now if I was a mod on this forum then I'd be tempted to change that to Duffer !:)

Ahhh, good point AndyP. Thank Buddha for the edit thingy.

 

Surely no-one can complain about the list now? (hehehe - 'cors they bloody will).

 

Sorry, Nelson, now I had to go to top ten posters, Mr MainFella didn't get onto the page (yet).

 

Hey ho - who remembers "but it's all right now, I learned my lesson well, if you can't please everyone, you gotta please yourself..."

 

Cheers All - Gio

Originally posted by Gio

Of course the power goes to our heads - today the forum, tomorrow cyberspace :p

 

We are just starting to draw up the new ranking for forum members so would like to post our suggestions here for your info / comment.

 

 

 

MAC 1

Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, talks with God.

 

 

 

Gio:D;)

 

Gio passes through large buildings BOTH WALLS without touching the floor,when punched my MAC 1:D;) Switch engine,I will show you switch engine!

But none of them seem to be red?

 

http://octrr.clarion.edu/Picturepages/OC2.htm

 

http://www.ausbcomp.com/~bbott/winrr/wrsf2184.htm

 

http://peace.saumag.edu/swark/sara/sara_bodcaw/bodcaw/shayengine.html

 

http://peace.saumag.edu/swark/sara/sara_bodcaw/bodcaw/shayengine.html

 

"Switch engine" looks to be an Americanism for "shunter"? Maybe? We've got enough anoraks here, any trainspotters?

 

MAC1 - they may have more horsepower than your KikAss but I don't think they'll outdrag you :D

Originally posted by Gio

But none of them seem to be red?

 

http://octrr.clarion.edu/Picturepages/OC2.htm

 

http://www.ausbcomp.com/~bbott/winrr/wrsf2184.htm

 

http://peace.saumag.edu/swark/sara/sara_bodcaw/bodcaw/shayengine.html

 

http://peace.saumag.edu/swark/sara/sara_bodcaw/bodcaw/shayengine.html

 

"Switch engine" looks to be an Americanism for "shunter"? Maybe? We've got enough anoraks here, any trainspotters?

 

MAC1 - they may have more horsepower than your KikAss but I don't think they'll outdrag you :D

 

 

Ok then I will let you off,but just this once;)

LMFAO :D

 

ACE!

LMFAO!!! This place has changed alot! I love it!