June 23, 201213 yr Just £3 will buy water and food for a family in Africa. But don't let your heart rule your head. Morrisons are doing 4 Stella for £2-99. 100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro. Now he's dead, they're making a film of Eddie Stobart's life. I've just seen the trailer. The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries! Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. “I've been ringing 08001730 for 2 bloody days. Why don't you answer the bloody phone?” Girl behind the counter points out those are the opening times. Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction. Some swine's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back. Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour and started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit-Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot. Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss, he was still going. Some Japanese tourists just asked me to take a picture of them. When I said "Wave" they legged it............
Just £3 will buy water and food for a family in Africa. But don't let
your heart rule your head. Morrisons are doing 4 Stella for £2-99.
100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain
should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the
Giro.
Now he's dead, they're making a film of Eddie Stobart's life. I've just
seen the trailer.
The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with
me because she can't afford batteries!
Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. “I've been ringing 08001730 for
2 bloody days. Why don't you answer the bloody phone?” Girl behind the
counter points out those are the opening times.
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from
a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
Some swine's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing
line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs
back.
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for
half an hour and started to feel sick. It's great though. It does
everything – Kit-Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.
Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his
wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss, he was still
going.
Some Japanese tourists just asked me to take a picture of them. When I
said "Wave" they legged it............