No its not a personal toy! My male bunny has gone mad, won't stop trying to hump me! Or Tash's toys!

Am unimpressed that he's just left a wet patch on my sleeve :cursing:

Anyone here know much about bunnies? I am NOT getting him a girlfriend, I don't want 100 rabbits come 2013, but the little fella, cute as he is, is trying to hump my shoulder as a type! :scared:

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Give him an old toy to hump instead.

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Give him an old toy to hump instead.

 

Ooh hadn't thought of that - I won't take one of Tash's (can you imagine trying to explain that?!) but I could get him a cheap bunny teddy as a playmate (regular washing machine nights off!!)

or you could show him how to google "rabbit porn" :lol:

A large pot and stew comes to mind,lol

Steams, I am actually too scared to google that myself! He's gonna have to go back in his hutch and I just hope his guinea pig roomy has got plenty of lube lol, coz he's pinning me to the sofa trying to hump me!! And no he is not going in a pot, he is far too cute!

Steams, I am actually too scared to google that myself! He's gonna have to go back in his hutch and I just hope his guinea pig roomy has got plenty of lube lol, coz he's pinning me to the sofa trying to hump me!! And no he is not going in a pot, he is far too cute!

 

oops lol. Perhaps "Porn for rabbits" would be better. I'm a bit scared to search that too :lol:

 

Best not bother searching for Guinea Pig lube either. lol

I am saying pot and stew I dont actually eat meat so take it to the vets and get its nuts cut

oops lol. Perhaps "Porn for rabbits" would be better. I'm a bit scared to search that too :lol:

 

Best not bother searching for Guinea Pig lube either. lol

 

The mind boggles doesn't it? Think I'll opt for the soft toy option for him lol

Will also investigate neutering him coz he's only a young un and I cannot cope with him trying to bonk my head every time I lay down!

The mind boggles doesn't it? Think I'll opt for the soft toy option for him lol

Will also investigate neutering him coz he's only a young un and I cannot cope with him trying to bonk my head every time I lay down!

 

Sounds like a normal bloke to me :thumbup1:

Sounds like a normal bloke to me :thumbup1:

 

If he were a bloke I wouldn't be complaining. But he's a rabbit :pinch:

If he were a bloke I wouldn't be complaining. But he's a rabbit :pinch:

 

and women say size doesn't matter :euro:

and women say size doesn't matter :euro:

 

Any woman who says that is lying lol :thumbup:

Any woman who says that is lying lol :thumbup:

 

true :lol:

 

I had a gray rabbit when I was a kid, he didn't try and hump you though, he preferred boxing. I'm sure that daft thing thought it was a Hare...

true :lol:

 

I had a gray rabbit when I was a kid, he didn't try and hump you though, he preferred boxing. I'm sure that daft thing thought it was a Hare...

 

Ah there's always one annoying hare lol :lol:

Damned thing is going crazy, can't pick him up to get him in his hutch, in case he thinks its green light to have a go! Dirty boy keeps leaving me with a wet patch :excl:

I’ve had rabbits for a long time now, I take it he’s about six months to year old, if so he is a sex craving teenager and he’s got urges.... ! He should be neutered. If you have him done this time of year you will need to keep him inside for a few day because after the Operation they need to keep quiet and warm. Rabbits can go into shock very quickly after trauma or a Operation. Hope this helps you and your sex craving teenager bunny. If you print out the picture of my bunny, he’ll have a pin girl….!(her name is Willow and she is a Duchess AKA tart)

Get him snipped then you can get him a girlfriend. Rabbits are sociable and are happier with a friend of their own kind.

my ferrets are quite fond of rabbits :death::death:

I’ve had rabbits for a long time now, I take it he’s about six months to year old, if so he is a sex craving teenager and he’s got urges.... ! He should be neutered. If you have him done this time of year you will need to keep him inside for a few day because after the Operation they need to keep quiet and warm. Rabbits can go into shock very quickly after trauma or a Operation. Hope this helps you and your sex craving teenager bunny. If you print out the picture of my bunny, he’ll have a pin girl….!(her name is Willow and she is a Duchess AKA tart)

 

Thanks, that's the sort of advice I was after! Yes he's 7 months old and VERY horny lol

Will call the vets and arrange neutering asap. Roobarb, he lives with a guinea pig, they have lived together since they were babies, according to the local park where we adopted them from.

And Mark (Mental), I used to have a 13ft boa that would've liked your ferrets! :lol:

Buy a cat, my rabbit used to chase the cat round the garden for some mixed species fornicatation . Very funny to watch

Buy a cat, my rabbit used to chase the cat round the garden for some mixed species fornicatation . Very funny to watch

 

I'd love another cat, my fave animals, but alas I am far too allergic. Lol at bunny shagging cat tho

I'd love another cat, my fave animals, but alas I am far too allergic. Lol at bunny shagging cat tho

 

It was , the cat didn't know what to do lol, but that particular rabbits name was stud! The stupid thing was petrified of the dark tho, it used to get two doors up am munch on there vegetable plot, but as soon as dusk come he would bolt down the garden and hide in his hutch!!