Must be first day on the job for this one...

 

My Dear,

H ow are you together with your family? I hope all is well. Considering the fact, I did not know you in person or even have seen you before but due to the true revelation that I should share this lucrative opportunity with you, I have no choice other than to contact you. So, kindly consider this message essential and confidential.

first and foremost I have to introduce myself to you I am MR .DALAMI MUSA, from Burkina Faso in west Africa, the Audit and Account Manager BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso west Africa.

I had the intent to contact you over transfer of fund worth the suam of Six million two hundred thousand u.s dollars. (Us$6.2m) for the betterment of our life, I agree that 40% of the total amount will be for you and 60% for me.

I need your urgent response on assurance of trust that you will not deny my share when once the fund is transfer to your personal bank account.

Your urgently responses is needed through this email address: mrdalamim38@gmail.com reply with your information as I stated it bellow once I receive your information I will give you more details as application and how you will apply to our bank on how to transfer the fund into your bank account.

 

(1) Full names:

(2) private phone number:

(3) occupation:

Make sure you keep this transaction as top secret and make it confidential till we receive the fund into your bank account that you will provide to our bank. Don't disclose it to any body, because the secret of this transaction is as well as the success of it.

I look forward to hear from you call me immediately as soon as you receive this

message or email me urgent.

In sincerity,

MR .DALAMI MUSA

Haha, I'd love to have his email address, I could have some fun with him (or her)...... :)

 

Edit : I'm as bad as them, the email address is right there, haha!

Haha, I'd love to have his email address, I could have some fun with him (or her)...... :)

 

Edit : I'm as bad as them, the email address is right there, haha!

 

I think you should post a copy of your email to him on here :lol:

I like emailing them back asking for a bigger share as being his only help to get the money, 40% is just not enough. Tell him you want at least 70% and the skin of a zebra or the dal is off.

http://www.joewein.de/sw/fraud-bidpay-get-even.htm

 

How to make a Nigerian Scammer happy, well, initially at least

Rofl, omg...squirell

 

AHAHAHAHA.

http://www.joewein.de/sw/fraud-bidpay-get-even.htm

 

How to make a Nigerian Scammer happy, well, initially at least

 

that is brilliant :lol:

http://www.joewein.de/sw/fraud-bidpay-get-even.htm

 

How to make a Nigerian Scammer happy, well, initially at least

 

Yeah I wouldn't much fancy the customs problems you might encounter when the sniffer dogs smell that though! lol

Yeah I wouldn't much fancy the customs problems you might encounter when the sniffer dogs smell that though! lol

 

customs have it too easy anyway. love to see their faces when they opened it to inspect it. especially if it didnt have anything to concern them, they would have to repack it and send it on as inspected :biggrin:

customs have it too easy anyway. love to see their faces when they opened it to inspect it. especially if it didnt have anything to concern them, they would have to repack it and send it on as inspected :biggrin:

 

You've obviously never dealt with NZ MAF (Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry) LOL

 

They confiscated my football boots when my mum sent them to me there, because they had some traces of mud INSIDE the stud holes, i.e. they unscrewed the studs to look.

 

My mum virtually dipped them in acid before sending them, to make sure they were clean, but she hadn't undone the studs. I had to pay for them to ACTUALLY be acid dipped in some special dip that wouldn't hurt the boots but would apparently kill any potential germs in the soil. I had to ask them why I didn't have to stand in a pool of this stuff when I entered NZ from the same country with dirty trainers on, they couldn't actually answer the question lol.

will just have to go with 'I would love to see their faces when they had to open and examine the contents'

 

still works for me

You've obviously never dealt with NZ MAF (Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry) LOL

 

They confiscated my football boots when my mum sent them to me there, because they had some traces of mud INSIDE the stud holes, i.e. they unscrewed the studs to look.

 

My mum virtually dipped them in acid before sending them, to make sure they were clean, but she hadn't undone the studs. I had to pay for them to ACTUALLY be acid dipped in some special dip that wouldn't hurt the boots but would apparently kill any potential germs in the soil. I had to ask them why I didn't have to stand in a pool of this stuff when I entered NZ from the same country with dirty trainers on, they couldn't actually answer the question lol.

 

Oh yes, we must protect our 100% pure tourism image.

 

:xxx:

Apparently it was to prevent diseases from entering the country via British Soil :confused1:

Apparently it was to prevent diseases from entering the country via British Soil :confused1:

 

It's those damn gypo's