Well ladies, it is with a heavy heart that i feel it my duty to inform you that Mr Isherwood (or Isherward if you will) is officially off the market, and might not be involved in the zed scene for quite some time.....

 

I'm a little bit worried really, and for those of you who know andy well, then i guess you might be a bit worried too.... I arrived at his house yesterday to do a few niggly bits to the car and when i arrived i knocked on the door expecting him to let me in, instead i hear a muffled shout "..Door's open mate, quick come in and come upstairs, i need a hand..."

 

Now i would like to point out that Andy lives in a 1st floor flat, so no alarm bells rang when asked to go upstairs, i ambled up the stairs, get to the top and as i walk down the hall and turn the corner past the bathroom to go into the kitchen, i am afraid to say that i got the shock of my life...........................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suffice to say, i left him to it, and alas my car still has a few niggly bits to do, but on this occasion, i felt it best to come back some other time.

Priceless!!!

lol

FPMSL that got me worried halfway down that first paragraph :rofl:

That will explain why he hasn't PM'ed me regarding the wings. too busy in the bath with champers. lol

:lol:

omg! Scarred for life

So Andy had Louis Spence in his bathroom, that explains it all now :lol::lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'd have stopped for a drink! PMSL!:lol::lol:

LOL - he'll be thinking about painting his ZX like this next......

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=1494129&postcount=1

 

Richard:tt2::tt2::devil2:

to say, i left him to it, and alas my car still has a few niggly bits to do, but on this occasion, i felt it best to come back some other time.

 

Yep that's pretty much what happened. Sort of....

 

"Wait there, I'll be about 5 minutes" said Pablito.

 

The next thing I here after lots of fumbling about is "let's play hide the orange and then we can play the yellow waterfall game"

 

At this point it sounded like paul had been fumbling about in my bedroom and then the bathroom door bursts open and this what I see......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Let the games commence!"

 

After being handed a shoe horn and a comb I was pretty unsuccessful at finding the hidden orange and the yellow waterfall game was a bit one sided.

 

I had no idea that when a man of Paul's sexual persuasion flashes a brown towel around he is actually try ing to tell you something. Not only that I see now the hole practical side of the colour choice for cleaning up after those kind of games. I still have no idea who this Dorothy woman is he keeps insisting that I know but I'm sure it will come back to me soon.

 

Now you are probably wondering why Paul came in with a tape measure round his neck. Well, after I couldn't find where he had hidden the orange Paul said don't worry we can go straight on to the third game........ Tropicana Power Trumpet - my personal best is 5ft 2 inches. I won't go into too much detail about this but can anyone recommend a good way of removing orange peel from an Expelair grill cover? Oh yes and congratulations to rear gunner Pablito on his new personal best - 12ft+ including a ricochet off of a tiled wall.

 

Didn't get any work done on the car and Paul has now gone back to the girlfriends (Brian) in Didcot.

 

I'm feeling a bit dirty and I smell of asparagus for some reason. That's a bit worrying.

Edited March 19, 201114 yr by Andy Isherwood

You two are forum legends. I'd suggest a mini meet but not sure I want to now. :online2long:

 

Yep that's pretty much what happened. Sort of....

 

"Wait there, I'll be about 5 minutes" said Pablito.

 

The next thing I here after lots of fumbling about is "let's play hide the orange and then we can play the yellow waterfall game"

 

At this point it sounded like paul had been fumbling about in my bedroom and then the bathroom door bursts open and this what I see......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Let the games commence!"

 

After being handed a shoe horn and a comb I was pretty unsuccessful at finding the hidden orange and the yellow waterfall game was a bit one sided.

 

I had no idea that when a man of Paul's sexual persuasion flashes a brown towel around he is actually try ing to tell you something. Not only that I see now the hole practical side of the colour choice for cleaning up after those kind of games. I still have no idea who this Dorothy woman is he keeps insisting that I know but I'm sure it will come back to me soon.

 

Now you are probably wondering why Paul came in with a tape measure round his neck. Well, after I couldn't find where he had hidden the orange Paul said don't worry we can go straight on to the third game........ Tropicana Power Trumpet - my personal best is 5ft 2 inches. I won't go into too much detail about this but can anyone recommend a good way of removing orange peel from an Expelair grill cover? Oh yes and congratulations to rear gunner Pablito on his new personal best - 12ft+ including a ricochet off of a tiled wall.

 

Didn't get any work done on the car and Paul has now gone back to the girlfriends (Brian) in Didcot.

 

I'm feeling a bit dirty and I smell of asparagus for some reason. That's a bit worrying.

 

touche tard, touche :euro:

:rockon:PMSL................

You two are forum legends. I'd suggest a mini meet but not sure I want to now. :online2long:

 

Yes you do! You love it!!

So Andy had Louis Spence in his bathroom, that explains it all now :lol::lol:

 

No mate, what i'm saying is that i've never seen both andy and louis in the same room at the same time...... i do belive that they are in fact one and the same...

No mate, what i'm saying is that i've never seen both andy and louis in the same room at the same time...... i do belive that they are in fact one and the same...

 

so that thing he was doing under your car with the exaust pipe was some kind of interpretive dance then ?

well tbh after what i saw today im not surprised. pablito your as much of a taker as andy is , picture them both on all fours while andy reams out pablitos box is not a sight i want to ever encounter again (i think im bloody scared for life!!!)

 

 

them two were making such a racket even the deaf neighbour came out to tell them to quit it!!

 

well what could i do , the only option was to keep myself busy stripping parts off his breaker while them two finished each other off. i couldn't bare to be around them and the last i saw them was when pablito started to clean out his box with a mucky rag.... guys if you ever get invited round for a coffee i advise make one at home its better for your well being!!

well tbh after what i saw today im not surprised. pablito your as much of a taker as andy is , picture them both on all fours while andy reams out pablitos box is not a sight i want to ever encounter again (i think im bloody scared for life!!!)

 

 

them two were making such a racket even the deaf neighbour came out to tell them to quit it!!

 

well what could i do , the only option was to keep myself busy stripping parts off his breaker while them two finished each other off. i couldn't bare to be around them and the last i saw them was when pablito started to clean out his box with a mucky rag.... guys if you ever get invited round for a coffee i advise make one at home its better for your well being!!

 

you would hate it if you see me pab and Isherwood in the same vicinity then. i can tell you that much lol

you would hate it if you see me pab and Isherwood in the same vicinity then. i can tell you that much lol

 

i must admit andy kept mentioning vodka shots while they were at it but i just thought they wanted a drink!!! i understand now about this whole seedy affair ...