in the 4ish years i have lived at my house i have had to put up with the regular chiming of the local ice cream van parking near the end of my drive. normally im not too bothered but it is pretty annoying! same old horrible sounding ice cream van tune over and over! it also makes it pretty difficult to manoeuvre my zedbarge into my driveway.

 

but the final straw which was placed upon my camels back when i came home from a BAD day at work, had been bum bothered from every angle and by everyone all day, to find the friggin ice cream van parked across my driveway, blocking my way in!!!!! now this upset me on its own, as the ice cream van is not my favourite thing anyway,,,, so i beeped my horn, and he ignored me, just carrying on leaning out of his little ice cream window in the side of his shitty ice cream van. i beeped it again and again he ignored me, so i put my indicator on and beeped again. this time the little %^$& waved me on!!!!!!!! past my own %$£%^ driveway¬¬¬!!!!!!!!

 

 

Basically i was wondering, was i wrong for wanting AIDS to infest his face or not?? [/RANT]

I would have stabbed his tyres

I would have stabbed his tyres

 

i would of bought a 99'er with nuts and strawberry sauce

i would of bought a 99'er with nuts and strawberry sauce

 

With crushed nuts of course!!:biggrin:

Would have just stayed in the road indicating with my hand on the horn until the fecker moved.

I assume you have a dropped kirb? It would annoy the hell out of me too, I've got new neighbours who I have shared drive with and dropped kirb. Already had to have a word as they think it's just for them and park across it - wind up!! lol

get a wheel clamp, and stick the fooker on him, and ask for £400 to release it.

get a wheel clamp, and stick the fooker on him, and ask for £400 to release it.

 

now there is an idea i like lol

Why would someone delberately park across a driveway?!!! Makes absolutely no sense and fully understand why you might get a little bit wound up. Almost like you are being goeded into reacting.