Today I went to the chemist and asked for cream that would ease the pain on three of my Nipples. I stood there and explained that they were itchy and imflamed and that it no longer wanted to be like a cow!.

 

The woman looked at me and said "what you have five nipples??" and then handed me some E45 cream. It was at this point I said well, no actually two real ones and three massive insect bites showing her!. She could not stop laughing and said that was the funniest description for insect bites that she had ever heard.

 

Went sun bathing today and the feckers ate me alive, every time I get bitten it swells right up in total the little shitz get me eleven times. Some flying scum had a good meal on me today.

 

Anything else good for stoping the itching and getting rid of the swelling?

Anthisan cream works wonders when I get attacked by mossies when fishing. You can get it off the shelf.

It shows you are healthy if they bite you, so look at it that way lol :thumbup:

I burnt my nipples on the beach in California a few years ago. Was off wake boarding and I guess I just never put any sun cream on them.

 

First I knew was when I got out of the sea and the feckers felt like they were on fire after rubbing dry with a towel.

 

Anyway as the days worn on, they scabbed over. I remember the last day I was there, getting out of the sea, drying myself off, trying to be really careful of my nipples with the towel...but not careful enough and removed both scabs off my nipples by accident...and they both started bleeding! Was painful, but looked hilarious! Male lactating blood from his nipples! :rofl:

 

The little *******s stung like nothing else!

try bepanthem. its a nappy rash cream that people also use to cool down the pain of tatoos, i used it and it was good stuff

 

i think its called bepanthem

try bepanthem. its a nappy rash cream that people also use to cool down the pain of tatoos, i used it and it was good stuff

 

i think its called bepanthem

 

Spot on Stella. I used it on my tats and it works a treat!

Anusol.:winkiss:

I just can't believe you whipped your top up and showed her your nipples :lol:

 

Try some WD40. (Laugh if you like, but give it a go)

cheese grater :)