Its hard not to ignore a terrible car when trawling the classifieds, so I thought i'd start a thread where we can share them and chuckle together...

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1515602.htm - Calibra

 

Somehow I think his doorcard speakers are slightly over the top...

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/889883.htm - Swift?????

 

SHOW CAR with an excellent write up.

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1593034.htm - Clio

 

This car (and I quote) "CAN BE NEXT TO A FERRARI AND GET MORE LOOKS))"

 

 

Oh dear.

:scared: Just reading the adverts says a thousand words.you can tell the owners are swede heads by the grammer and spelling.Barry car ads are hilarious as they are worded how they speaks innit!!

I'm just glad that most of the time these people do this sort of 'modding' to a car I already hate. I would be devestated to find a job like that done to a car I love such as a Z or MR2 Turbo.

Great ads, PMSL......lol

 

Al.

Why does the Clio have a Turbo Gauge?? WTF Will it do??? ROFL!

CAR CAN ALSO BE STARTED WITHOUT GETTING INSIDE BY REMOTE CONTROL

Ahem this Voids Insurance :)

I AM NEAR LONDON BRIDGE

Expains it all then ROFL

the wording on that swift is terrible :slap: who the hell would want to even meet the owner let alone buy the car :confused:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1593034.htm - Clio

 

This car (and I quote) "CAN BE NEXT TO A FERRARI AND GET MORE LOOKS))"

 

Sure he ment LAUGHS not looks

he says the clio has custom everything including a custom roof! or what we would say a painted roof lol

The calibra is shocking. Under "Bad Bits" he should have wrote "door cards look crap, Front bumper has no relation or line up to side skirts, colour is hideous" etc.

 

The Clio looks slightly better but why spend that much on the car then try to sell it with those utterly shite stock wheels?

 

Peter

:scared: Just reading the adverts says a thousand words.you can tell the owners are swede heads by the grammer and spelling.Barry car ads are hilarious as they are worded how they speaks innit!!

 

You're right there Jim.....

 

......that Swift ad is proof that the Government's education initiative is failing miserably!!!

 

Brilliant!

 

Richard:wacko: