See how many of these you can get. I won't say what the answers are, but I'll only tell you how many you get right! (if youve already seen this then keep shtum! :asshole: )

 

 

• Is there a Fourth of July in England?
  
• How many birthdays does the average man have?
  
• Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
  
• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
  
• Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
  
• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
  
• A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
  
• A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
  
• How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
  
• How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
  

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

 

yes

 

How many birthdays does the average man have?

 

one

 

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

 

12

 

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

 

no he is dead

 

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

 

70

 

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

 

2

 

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes

would the pills last?

 

60

 

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

 

9

 

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

 

1

 

How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?

 

12

yes

1

12

no

70

2

60

9

1

12

bugger not quick enough

bugger not quick enough

 

:tongue:

* Is there a Fourth of July in England? - YES

* How many birthdays does the average man have? 1

* Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12

* Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? He´s dead

* Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70

* If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

* A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60

* A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

* How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None, it was Noah

* How many 2p stamps are there in a dozen? - don´t understand the question

darn...same here..not quick enough

 

 

ahhhh now i understand the last question Doh!

see how many of these you can get. I won't say what the answers are, but i'll only tell you how many you get right! (if youve already seen this then keep shtum! :asshole: )

 

 

• is there a fourth of july in england?
  
• how many birthdays does the average man have?
  
• some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
  
• is it legal for a man in california to marry his widow's sister?
  
• divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
  
• if there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
  
• a doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
  
• a farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
  
• how many animals of each sex did moses take on the ark?
  
• how many 2p stamps are there in a dozen?
  

 

ans

yes

one a year

one

if she is a widow he is dead

25

2

150 minutes

9

1

12

LOL tricky questions

'kin ell - 8 replies already!

 

Nick + Hellraiser - 9/10

Maz - congrats! 10/10

Gary - 5/10 - your round for the virtual pints I think :duffer:

 

I got 8/10 when I first tried it no matter how hard I thought about them!

how does maz get 10 when he missed a question lol

hahaha tell im not a religous man ;)

'kin ell - 8 replies already!

 

Nick + Hellraiser - 9/10

Maz - congrats! 10/10

Gary - 5/10 - your round for the virtual pints I think :duffer:

 

I got 8/10 when I first tried it no matter how hard I thought about them!

 

Did I not get 6 right or have I got that wrong to lol any way free beer at my house all night and all welcome:duffer:

Did I not get 6 right or have I got that wrong to lol any way free beer at my house all night and all welcome:duffer:

 

just booking a flight now :yes: LOL

just booking a flight now :yes: LOL

 

just 10 minutes from airport:thumbup:

just 10 minutes from airport:thumbup:

 

damn double bluff!

how does maz get 10 when he missed a question lol

 

[cough] I think he saw Hellraiser's last answer and said that he understands the question now, therefore he probably would have answered 12 as well. :whistling:

Did I not get 6 right or have I got that wrong to lol any way free beer at my house all night and all welcome:duffer:

 

nah just the 5 mate :donatello:

[cough] I think he saw Hellraiser's last answer and said that he understands the question now, therefore he probably would have answered 12 as well. :whistling:

 

Yeah and if id thought more about the Noah question I would have got that right as well lol

 

!0 for me too please :gunsmilie:

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60

 

90 mins if you didn't take the first one for half an hour, as instructed.

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60

 

90 mins if you didn't take the first one for half an hour, as instructed.

 

true, but you could take them home and not start them for a couple of days - perhaps it needs elaborating to say 'how long will they last after taking the first one' :innocent:

Yeah and if id thought more about the Noah question I would have got that right as well lol

 

!0 for me too please :gunsmilie:

 

Yep you can have 0 then. Final answer can't change your mind! :tongue:

true, but you could take them home and not start them for a couple of days

 

Ah, but then you wouldn't be following the instructions. 90 mins is the only logically correct answer if the question is followed exactly.

Yep you can have 0 then. Final answer can't change your mind! :tongue:

 

Bugger, beers on me then! :duffer:

Ah, but then you wouldn't be following the instructions. 90 mins is the only logically correct answer if the question is followed exactly.

 

no, assuming you take one straight away, then the 2nd one after 30 mins, then the last one after another 30 mins. 60 mins and theyre gone (albeit the last one's being digested but it's as gone as makes no difference)! :taz:

no, assuming you take one straight away, then the 2nd one after 30 mins, then the last one after another 30 mins. 60 mins and theyre gone (albeit the last one's being digested but it's as gone as makes no difference)! :taz:

 

But the instructions say to take one every 30 mins. So taking one as soon as you're given them isn't following the wording of the instructions.