makes me laugh when people say this, i always think of billy connely when he makes fun of the phrase

 

but, there is deffo something going about, ive been off work today with migranes, sickness and generally feeling weak and flakey, ourlass was sent home and so has her mate my dad is ill with the same thing and my niece is bad

 

if i see this bug that is going about i will swat the beggar lol

 

back to work tomorrow though as ive been bored silly

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

 

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

 

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee'd in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.

 

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.

 

"Not much" answered the doctor. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

i have a bug, its called redundancy and can not find a job.

Good grief Daz, i can't believe i just read all that :slap: :rofl:

 

Well one of the places i work is a ward environment and they have pretty much put it on lock down to try and contain it. However they still obviously have to run so cleaners etc are still going on and doing their job and yep you guessed it - getting ill lol.

 

Can't be helped, its just the time of the year really aint it. Can't say i'm looking forward to it, but if it happens it happens i guess :(

yeh there's def something going round its called im an arsehole syndrome the hubby has got a really bad case of it lmfao

yeh there's def something going round its called im an arsehole syndrome the hubby has got a really bad case of it lmfao

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Nicci i can explain that! I'm afraid i've suffered from it all day every day for my entire 23 years on this planet and unfortuneately its highly contagious and well....................... it soon spreads!

have you got the same disease then??? the one that turns you from an arsehole to an utter male chauvanistic pig, who is an arrogant twat that needs to go live in the land of i only care about me lol or have i contained that bug in my house!!! lol

have you got the same disease then??? the one that turns you from an arsehole to an utter male chauvanistic pig, who is an arrogant twat that needs to go live in the land of i only care about me lol or have i contained that bug in my house!!! lol

 

To be fair i think your fella has got a much more serious mutated version of what i have but yep i do have it in one way or another. Unfortuneately you'll find alot of Male Humans have it :cry: :rofl: :rofl:

think i might follow in sam fox's footsteps then lol

think i might follow in sam fox's footsteps then lol

 

Do tell lol. Is she a leeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssbian? :confused:

 

I don't know who she is lol.

you dont know who sam fox is???????????????????

 

cheers now i feel really bloody old lol

 

and yeh she's a lesbo lol

you dont know who sam fox is???????????????????

 

cheers now i feel really bloody old lol

 

and yeh she's a lesbo lol

 

LOL well i don't mean to make you feel old but nope don't know who she is i'm afraid.

 

If you were a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssbian then you would'nt have your fantastic kids, so you gotta admit it was worth putting up with us males to get them :D And yeah yeah i know they can make it now in test tubes, but i still think gods way is the only way forward :dance:

well your not all that bad are ya, there are some decent ones out there but they're either already married or gay!!!

well your not all that bad are ya, there are some decent ones out there but they're either already married or gay!!!

 

I aint gay and i'm as single as single can get lol. Some woman out there is missing out FFS :rofl:

well your not all that bad are ya, there are some decent ones out there but they're either already married or gay!!!

 

I find being nice to women is a good way to get them to leave you!! We can't bleedin win! lol

 

 

:rofl:

 

Jeff

Did Lynda take that pic this morning Jeff? I'm surprised you're still standing! You look awful LOL.

Did Lynda take that pic this morning Jeff? I'm surprised you're still standing! You look awful LOL.

 

Ho ho ho :rofl:

 

Jeff

back to work today, but i still feel ill, tired, headache, sickly

 

could stop off again but i was bored shitless the yesterday

 

so in 14 years, ive now had a full 6 days off on the sick lol

I find being nice to women is a good way to get them to leave you!! We can't bleedin win! lol

 

nah ya right ya cant win lol