i read these in the sun and they make me chuckle, i think i should write the replies to these and put my own twist on them, here is a couple of replies i thought of the other day, add your own lol

 

reader: dear stella i came home early from work the other day and found my husband in bed with the next door neighbour, im in total shock as i thought we were happy and i had no idea this was going on

 

stella: i think you are a load of shite, why did you come home early from work, you must have had some idea he was knocking the wench off from next door, maybe next time you will get a bit of overtime in and you wont catch him at it and have a read of my free leaflet "be better in the sack for him indoors to stop him straying"

 

reader: dear stella, today i went upstairs to collect some washing from the laundry basket for my daily chores and was shocked to find my husband masterbating whilst lookin at porn on his laptop, i dont know what to do im in shock at his behaviour

 

well for a start hows about banging your feet up the stairs or maybe try banging a door before going upstairs, that way he will have time to put his johnstone away and quickly change the page to a more suitable how to put up shelves website, have a read of my free leaflet "learn to walk and whistle loudly"

 

anyone else have a laugh at these saddo's lol

Feckin hell Al - that really did make me LMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

 

You gotta get your own column :rofl:

that was bloody brilliant !!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Classic :D :D

Thats bloody hilarious.....do some more,im in tears!!

Can we have a Dear Stella section on the site please?

 

It wouldn't be very anonymous though now would it? :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

the only problem is that you have assumed woman ones husband was in bed with the woman next door. She never said which neighbour!

mint :rofl:

reader: dear stella ive been secretly looking through my husbands emails and been reading his texts, ive found he has been having an affir with his secratary from work, ive found explicit emails and texts describing the filthy things that he gets upto with her, im at wits end as i didnt think my husband was like that and im in shock, he isnt the man i married

 

stella: well the problem started when you started to look at his emails and texts, if you had kept ya nose out of his bussiness you wouldnt have had to write to me moaning, did he tell you that you were his first when you got married (probably), thats why he is a prude with you (he was lying he has had loads of girlfriends), you need to have a look at my phone number 07............ and pass it onto your husbands secratary, she sounds like a right goer

Fooking hell Al - thats ingenius!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

stright off the tounge

Can we have a Dear Stella section on the site please?

 

That would be a good Idea an in forum agony uncle

Dear stella

 

I have a problem with the neighbours jack russell finding its way into my garden to take a s##t. He's a bit simple and when I shout at it it wags its tail and comes towards me. Instead of taking the obvious approach an' punting the cnut back over his garden I pick him up to place him over his wall. Problem is when I pick him up he extends his lipstick in excitment..... What should I do?

:rofl: very good

Dear stella

 

I have a problem with the neighbours jack russell finding its way into my garden to take a s##t. He's a bit simple and when I shout at it it wags its tail and comes towards me. Instead of taking the obvious approach an' punting the cnut back over his garden I pick him up to place him over his wall. Problem is when I pick him up he extends his lipstick in excitment..... What should I do?

 

usually a quick flick of the lipstick helps, but to put and end to the shit in the garden problem, you need to invite your neighbours over to speak about this like adults, then when they arrive at your door greeting you-you need to get a hard on then go and shite in their garden, you need to read my free leaflet "how to get your own back"

usually a quick flick of the lipstick helps, but to put and end to the shit in the garden problem, you need to invite your neighbours over to speak about this like adults, then when they arrive at your door greeting you-you need to get a hard on then go and shite in their garden, you need to read my free leaflet "how to get your own back"

 

 

:rofl: tops

I wanna know where to pick up your free leaflets :rofl:

reader. dear stella, i was upstairs cleaning up on a hot sunny day last week-when i noticed my neighbour outside in the back garden sunbathing topless (she has cracking tits), i stood watching for ten min's till i decided to knock one out (masturbate), i was pleasuring myself for what felt like a great ten mins when i heard a cough and i quickly turned round and saw my wife standing there looking at me?

 

what i want to know is "is my wife a pervert", im dont know what to do next

 

stellaz. first rule of knocking one out on the sly is to always lock the door, take my leaflet on "how to take great photographs" and make sure you have a camera handy for next time

Edited August 15, 201114 yr by stellaZ

I must say reading dear deidre every day makes my lunch break so much more enjoyable .. but to have a dear stellaz instead would just be .....epic! :lol:

i read these in the sun and they make me chuckle, i think i should write the replies to these and put my own twist on them, here is a couple of replies i thought of the other day, add your own lol

 

reader: dear stella i came home early from work the other day and found my husband in bed with the next door neighbour, im in total shock as i thought we were happy and i had no idea this was going on

 

stella: i think you are a load of shite, why did you come home early from work, you must have had some idea he was knocking the wench off from next door, maybe next time you will get a bit of overtime in and you wont catch him at it and have a read of my free leaflet "be better in the sack for him indoors to stop him straying"

 

reader: dear stella, today i went upstairs to collect some washing from the laundry basket for my daily chores and was shocked to find my husband masterbating whilst lookin at porn on his laptop, i dont know what to do im in shock at his behaviour

 

well for a start hows about banging your feet up the stairs or maybe try banging a door before going upstairs, that way he will have time to put his johnstone away and quickly change the page to a more suitable how to put up shelves website, have a read of my free leaflet "learn to walk and whistle loudly"

 

anyone else have a laugh at these saddo's lol

 

Just read this, bloody brilliant!! :)

Dont remember this alan. Fooking classic, i agree we should have a Dear Stella...

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