General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Before anyone makes any remarks about being a pervert, its for a report into steroid abuse in youngsters! Right can anyone tell me how the Grades in American High School translate into ages? i.e What age are Grade 10, 11,12 etc.

Have posted this before but am really going to dump these on the weekend if no-one wants them. BMW E36 steel wheels and tyres (x4) getting in my way, could prob chuck them in LOOT and get a few quid bit I can't be bothered. Oh, hub caps are on them aswell.

It's been 5 and a half weeks but the PTU finally arrived today with some of the other stuff I ordered. I'm happy as I also got my car back today from garage that fixed the Power steering leak. The only thing I am worried about now is that Al (the mechanic) says that the misfireing now and again could be the det sensor :o If I replace the PTU and it still misfires fook it, I'm scrapping it !!!!! :mad: :mad:

Clicky Seriously, I never realised the risk in dealing with some parts of cars..

Where did they go?

A Woman's Prayer. As you lay me down to mate, I hope you don't prematurely ejaculate. But if you come before I do, I pray your tongue will see me through. Hugs and kisses Wendy:p :p

I went back to the seller tonight and gave it a proper test drive :) Oh boy...Do they shift with the overdrive off!! :D LOL I even got the back end snaking in the dry in a straight line!!! Loved it, but scared the shit out of the seller!!! :D I am seriously worried about it in the wet! But I can't resist.... So I have bought the car for a swap with my VTS and some cash. I will swap the cars over when I get my old plates back on the VTS and the V5 back from the DVLA. Whooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo! 94 L-reg White Auto Leather Wicked! :D

If you think life is bad, imagine being a chicken egg. You only get laid once. You only get smashed once. And the only bird who sits on your face is your Mum. Hugs and kisses Wendy

It has come to my attention today that ASHFORD, Kent, where I live sells the most expensive fuel in the UK. The UK has the highest fuel costs in the world. So, in summation... ... ASHFORD sells the most expensive fuel in the WORLD! I'm totally shocked by this revalation. Tim

A Scottish ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Villager: (look of utter disbelief) …

just came across this on ttnet, looks great. for anyone who has one lol.

How much would a full respray in purple flip cost at PPS folks? the guy is someone I am very impressed with:)

Now the 300zxTT has gone the following are getting in my way. 1991 Ignition Coils x 6 - £30 plus carriage for the set. 1991 Cambelt Tensioner - £20 plus carriage. 1991 Standard Intercoolers (Pair) - £20 plus carriage. Drivers Door Mounted Seat Belt unit (bought new 2000) - £30 plus carriage. These are only suggested prices and I will accept first offers on these as they are in my way now or they have to go in the bin. Pictures are on my web site: http://www.geocities.com/jvnewcomb1961 Email me at jvnewcomb1961@yahoo.co.uk with offers.

So didn't log on early enough to see what was going on there, but curious now! ?????:confused:

A German guy approaches a prostitute "I vish to buy sex vit you" "OK" > > says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour". > > > > "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she > > replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". > > > > So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four Large > > bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of > > your limbs". > > > > The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her > > > hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees" > > …

Im looking for a 300zx TT pref 1990 upwards, obviously in good condition and well looked after if anyone can help please post details and any photos prepared to pay up to £5,000 ish many thanx Dunk

Geoff is your car ready? any more pics mate? cheerZ;)

here Kept me amused for a few minutes :D

Ive developed a taste for bitter... NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 differences between asylum seekers & E.T????????? E.T wasnt black E.T came on his own E.T learnt english E.T had his own fooking bike E.T wanted to go home made me laugh:D :D Marc

It's the episode when she goes on the European Gumball Rally

whats the useless piece of skin on the end of a big dick called. a bloke :D vicky x x

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/novainc448/troyburnout.mpeg http://mywebpages.comcast.net/novainc448/rockon.mpeg :D

So as not to be sexist:- A man was walking down the street when he observed two strapping blond blokes working on the grass verge. One blond would dig a hole and the other would immediately fill it in, then they would move along 20 yards and do it again. He watched this for some while until his curiosity got the better of him. So he went upto the two blonds, complemented them on their performance, then asked what the game was. One blond replied that they were normally a three man team but the guy who planted the trees had rung in sick! Ha ha ha Nick :cool:

Been looking at the tt.net forum, clicked on a link to see how they fitted there interior but did not get any pictures, alls i got was squares with red crosses in them, tried right clicking, and clicking on show pictures but they don't appear??? any ideas anyone :confused: :confused: cheers Andy H