General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Can someone post side pics from both these versions as i don't know the differences?

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Got some bad news yesterday, my mate (who was driving the 200 when we crashed) got rushed into hospital over the weekend due to pissing blood then collapsing:eek: He's out now and on antibiotics and painkillers. Apparently he got hit in the back by the door in the crash and it damaged one of his kidneys. On a happier note we've found out that the 200 isnt a write off, and just needs around £800-900 of tlc to get it running again.

So which is closest to your situation..........

My Mum-in-Law is with us after tripping, falling face down and breaking both of her wrists. Just a month ago she slipped backwards, fell on her arse and crushed a vertebrae! Basically its osteoporosis big time. BUT my Mum has fallen over as well and apart from the same sort of brusing is OK. Why? Well it turns out that my Mum has been taking Calcium suppliment for at least 50 years – but my Mum-in-Law has not, (despite being told 20 years ago that it was necessary after falling down stairs and breaking one wrist). Please please please could all you female zeders start or continue to take Calcium supplements. I know that my tale is anechdotal – not stat…

A bit of a 3000GTO look? Tim

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Best time of the day nice one mate;) Skylines,Supras,Evo,Honda NSX,Scooby,Lotus Carlton Bring them on;)

posh totty Vicky Butler-Henderson drives a Zonda roadster around Italy- niiiiiice ;) ok its 8:30- not 8:00 as I originally stated :rolleyes: Dave

Thought I might put a bid in, now I'm single ;) For sale

If you take a look on the auto trader site and enter details to sell a car on the £9:99 offer by entering the reg number it comes up with what make it is and in some cases what model! What data base they using then? Jeff TT selling cars data

Look at this baby had in the workshop today. Jeff TT

Remember the other week when I told you some dumb **** went into the back of me at traffic lights and did a runner? Same bloody thing happened this morning AGAIN!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: **** THE GUN AMNESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ockwell.net/orion/reg/cars/index.htm Tee hee :D

Hi guys, hope you are all well. Just out of interest.... Is there any reason that GPS and PPS don't have a section in this forum ? I mean we have: AndyZ for 2nd hand Parts Smithy for new parts Bob for Ice and security Jeff for servicing and repairs But we have no one in the following categories: Bodywork tuning Do you think Latz or Johnny and Peter would be up for their own sections. I'm sure they would get a lot more business for the rest of us guys if we got to know them and their work a little more. Can you see where I'm going with this ?.

Cooooo-el ;)

Scool;)

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Silver Jap J reg Z on the East Lancs today (Tuesday 29th) going towards St. Helens Liverpool way. Anyone here? Stuart

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

Has any member here bought my old Zed...Reg was: B15 MCC, Black UK twin turbo....thast I later found out had been clocked by some git in High Wycombe. Chris

I'm on a "funnies" spree today, have another...:D:D AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one ar…