General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Took the Zed out today which to be honest never comes out on a wet day because of a dodgy MAF , anyway today I have no choice, so my journey is about 40 miles. Completed about 25 with no problems at all when the car starts jerking and won't rev properly, oh and cuts out at every roundabout. So I think well I know what it is the MAF sensor I will just nurse it home. Get within 3 miles of home and the car just will not go anymore , so pull over thinking I will just sit for a little while waiting for the air filter to dry out a little, by this time the car will not even tick over so open the bonnet and the fuel pipe at the back of the engine has a split in it and is throwi…

Enjoy.................... One day, a family brings their frail elderly mother to a nursing home,and leave her there, hoping that she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast,then sit her in a chair by the window, overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after awhile slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems OK, but after awhile she starts to tilt to the other side. Again, the nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. …

The perfect gift A young man wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend – not wanting to seem over-keen and after long and careful consideration decided to buy a pair of gloves cream leather with a fur trim – hoping that these would strike the right balance - nice but not too romantic. He was accompanied by his new girlfriend’s sister and purchased a delicate cream leather pair that would just fit perfectly and the sister bought a new pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping of the items the shop assistant got them mixed up and without checking the young man sealed the package and sent them to his girlfriend with this accompanying note: 'I …

I'm sat here at work, bored, so here goes........................ Farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you three times around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire …

may be a blindingly obvious question, but why do jap manufacturers tend not to produce diesel cars? i know there is a diesel yaris, but thats about it i think.

Thought about painting a Van on my Zed... Might not have the same effect though.

Hey guys... Doing a bit of research for a guy from the GTO-OC... It seems like some of thier members have been ripped off by a guy from leeds... Sounds familliar? The Names seem to ring a bell also... They are getting the police involved so any info is appreciated... Related Thread: http://www.gtr.co.uk/forum/upload/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13194 Lets get rid of these tossers once and for all...

Got my car back today, with its twin plane wing fitted:D I was really unsure what it would look like, but I'd have to say I'm well impressed with it now its on. Next up its my graphics & logo's which I should be doing tonight, then next week its neon time!!:rolleyes: :D :D DaveW you dont fancy coming over with your digital camera do you?;) :D cos I aint got one:( and I'd quite like to post some pics....

There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yup," the little boy said, "He sure did." The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. :D ;)

If anyone heard a shout from 'me' just a while ago on Radio 1, it WASN'T me!! Apparently I am on my way up to Knebworth in the 300 with a fookin Robbie Williams scarf flapping out of my window. and to give me a toot if you see me. I'm gonna get my mate Marc for this!!!

lurk.......lurk......lurk......

There's a Tommy Kaira 220 MPH! 300ZX on the USS Nagoya auction 01/08/03. Unfortunately it's listed as accident repaired and it's a '92 but maybe worth getting more info.

come on boys, aint nobody got anymore piccies?????:D :p

How come non of you guys are gonna be there??? I'd love to see what these beasts can do! :confused:

A very expensive paint job:eek:

Me 'n Vikki were walking (well ok, staggering) around Billing looking for a burger van at 1 in the morning. On passing the Max power tent we were greeted by a shout of "Hey ladies we've got viagra!" - WTF???:rolleyes: :D Anyway, I replied (with only mild slurring) "I'm not a f**kin lady" only to be answered with "thats ok, I dont mind":eek: :eek: :D On this note we left sharpish!!

Originally I thought they where OK good price very helpful staff, but the last 3 months they have been murder. Its a slightly complex story. I had my 300ZX insured with them with my 4 years no claims, and wanting to put it on a Classic Policy when its time for renewal I bought a 2nd car, but I only had 1 month for my 300ZX insurance to go but I needed to get the Corsa insured. So I insured the Corsa with them too, but with 0 NCB and was costing £700 TPFT. Anyway, after a month the Nissan insurance was renewed on a Classic Policy so I had 5 years NCB going free. I asked A-Plan if I could put the 5 years on my Corsa now, and they said no. After doing a lit…

Well finally I left my ZX in Predator to get the exhausts done. Hopefully it will be ready tomorrow. Geoff.

Latz just sent me these pics,looks like it wont be happening at York this weekend FFS:(:(:(

Steve Hislop the World Super Bikes Champion was killed tonight in a helicopter crash. Sad loss of a great British sportsman. Stuart

Hi mate, hopefully I'll be sorting out some leather for Andy's car shortly so it would probably make sense to get yours at the same time. I tried to email you but it came back, can you give me that other address,( I've lost it ) so we can have a chat about it. Roy.:)

Hi every one you wont believe what has happend to me my car has been in the garage for a week having the new gearbox done car was fantastic until today i was driving to my new house at 8.30 am got to a round about was behind a truck went to accellerate and the back end staped out ended up in a ditch wedge under a metal foot bridge car is completly written off the bridge collapsed on to the roof GUTTED MATT

say someone was to have a legit version of XP pro installed on one computer in their house, and they wanted to install it on another, say for diagnostic purposes while the 1st beige box was out of action or something, is it possible to install it on the second computer without having to register it??? hypothetically speaking? ;)

Hi, After being a competitve Weight Lifter for 15 years, I decided to retire a couple of years ago! I now want to get back into the gym, but I am intrigued by what the optimum amount of training without using the old halfabolock stairrods! Some people say as little as Five sets per bodypart and some more!