LOL, brings me back to my carefree teen years, when I would be gaming the whole day. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with my gaming clan. When I would type my real name ‘David’ in it, my industry alter ego would be 'Deputy Davy Dick' :D
Anybody remember the old fat porn guy, by the way? He's like the biggest male celeb in the porn industry? ‘Ron Jeremy’? Would that be his real name or just total bullshit too? Funny that R.J. is still doing porn. He's like the hugh heffner of the adult industry, but yeah, why quit, if you're paid to do the hottest babes all day long. :D Hugh Heffner is in a similar position, just the other way around. He's paying those chicks to stay with him. Jeremy's picture is even being used for cialis commercials these days :D I wonder, if he can still 'work' naturally or if he needs those pills too :p
Did you also see his Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ porn parody? He topped that shit. Damn funny :D