stellaZ

congrats mike , call it allan the drunken one lol glad it all went ok, well done to your missus

me and ourlass are tucking into our chinese when suddenly she starts choking coughing and gasping for breath she stood up gasping for air which frightened the life out of me i jumped up and dropped my plate all over the floor i got behind her and lent her over slightly and put my left arm around her waste, then with my right arm a punched her in the back of the head and told her to shut the fook up as i was wathching the simpsons ungreatful cow :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

he he :rofl: :D

are you sure only astras suck missy lol

its all true, apart from the sugar in the tea, apperantly i only drink coffee lol and stella

at the end of the day ive got beer in my fridge but would far rather prefer to go to the pub for it my address btw is sorry ourlass would go mad lol

you do realise that this thread has gone dead cause they are all watching porn and w4nking off now lol

well if im ever on the nest and dont want to shoot me load to quickly all i have to think of is this qoute and all will be fine lol unless it gets a flop on he he :rofl:

finished work early today, and thought i'll make myself a ham, cheese, mushroom toastie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm anyway prepared all the sandwich ready for the grill, looked at the functions and realised i had know idea how to turn the grill on ive only had the house since september the 9th lol i had to ring her at work to ask what i had to do, so while i was on the phone i killed two birds with one stone and asked how many sugars i take in my tea :x:

fookin hell im horny now im of to the porn sites lol

ill answer that, its because they know you wont want to have sex because they are on their period and they love the chase its like men chatting a woman up for the first time and not knowing wether you are going to get it or not its all about the chase

i lurve porn and have a copiuse amount stashed away (which ourlass knows of) men watch porn cause it excites them in a way that cant be described you can live out your fantasies while watching certain themed porn, without offending anyone men have certian fantasies that they just are too embaressed to share with their partner so they turn to porn to relive their angsieties im very open with my bird and i lurve dirty sex with her but i also like watching porn anyway if you show me a man who says he doesnt w4nk, and i will show you a liar lol

good healthy debate for a friday if what i said in the first post is true then the world is eventually gonna come to a bloody and argumentive end

maybe your right, but it still came to light, as ive said i know a couple of people in the civil service and the job they do is to go and look for such things as mentioned in our thread here (they are all arseholes) one of them tried to ban the lottery syndicate in the workplace as it may destroy thier lives and sue the company they work for and he was deadly seriouse so what im saying is it just takes one wakna to start something like this and all hell breaks loose so maybe (just maybe) the registary office got a visit from someone like this then the sun got hold of it and reported on it

maybe so but they still got me set off in a rage you cant think that everything they write is bull sh1t, there must be some truth in it somewhere i quite like the sun as they seem to stand up for the normal people of this country, like putting up rewards for the catch of killers, rapists and the like (yes i know they are doing it to sell papers), btu i think that they are on our side i know people who work in the sunderland civic center and some of the stories i hear about this kind of stuff would make your stomach turn

it was in the sun or the star, i had to check the date to make sure it wernt april the 1st people have a saying and it goes "you are living in the dark ages" but sometimes i wish i was cause there was none of this p c shit, if there was something that offended you, you had a sword fight or a duel at dawn, not a fookin compensation claim filed against you i blame it all on the no win no fee and free legal aid, if that werent about then no one would sue and there wouldnt be any need for this shite god im so pi55ed off at the moment

:rant: read in the paper today that a registary office somewhere in this country has just been made to take a painting of a bride and groom down off the wall, just incase it offended gay's when the fook is all of this shite going to end ive got a mate who is gay and even he says its fookin stupid, it wouldnt offend him (and why should it) sorry for the rant it just boils my pi55 :rant:

they had to do something, i mean what else could they do to a four door saloon car to make it diferent from the rest of the evo models i like it but god knows what the evo 9 trillion will look like when they get that far lol

happy bday fellas, have a goodun

yup lol, its not the first time something like this has happened multi storey car parks are like mazes to me lol

sorry couldnt see it lol

next year is only about two months away lol

yup i thought the same thing, but like all good soaps they always leave a cliffhanger so you watch it again the next time its on lurve that show btw

pmsl

doesnt beat what i did the other day i went into halfrauds for some alloy wheel cleaner, after walking around for half hour trying to find it, i got to the counter had an argument with the guy behind the counter that it wasnt the price that he tried to sell it to me at anyway i got it at the right price, went out to my car and thought fook its gone looked about for a minute or so then thought i better ring the police and repert it as i cant have got far but with it being windy i got into my work van so i could hear when talking o the phone i rang the number, then realised what a pratt i didnt have my car i was actually sitting in the vehicle that i arrived in this story is true, but i didnt want to say anything before as i felt a pratt but atleast i knew where my pencil was lol