TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country

laughed itself to death.

 

The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of

phone calls and text messages went unanswered.

 

Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured

north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people

gathered around still blaring television sets.

 

By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear

that the whole country had suffered a catastrophic abdominal rupture.

Wayne Hayes, a special constable from Northumberland, said: "We went into

one house in Dunbar and found three men sitting on the sofa with huge

smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to

be at peace."

 

He added: "In a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the

living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees.

 

"It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the television

when he keeled over."

 

Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton, said: "I got a call from my

friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm.

"He was already laughing when I answered the phone, but after about 25

minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything

suddenly went very quiet."

 

Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England

border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep

fried bunch of flowers !

 

Just a wee joke to lighten the mood guys !

Alan. ;)

Nice one Alan :rofl:

 

I must admit I've had a wee dram or three to help me get over it :rofl: :rofl:

 

And, at least I can book next year's holiday now :D

Nice one Alan :rofl:

 

I must admit I've had a wee dram or three to help me get over it :rofl: :rofl:

 

And, at least I can book next year's holiday now :D

 

 

Felt the same way last Saturday when we lost to Italy ! ;)

 

Still, 22 grown men kicking a bag of wind about a park, whats the point, eh ?

 

LOL,

 

Alan..........

i never left carlisle lastnight, especially not on a volunteer outing!

was to busy crying into my beer :(

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