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My Birthday Pressie competition!

Had a very odd day....

 

The Mrs gave me the usual pressies of aftershave, cd's, dvd's and a new gadget that I will never use...

 

Then she suprised me by handing me a small pressie saying "this is a special something extra!"

 

When I opened it, I was very confused as to why I got it - but now I am thinking it will be quite cool to use!

 

Anyone who guesses correctly gets a virtual :duffer:

 

Clues, it fits in one hand and it is for EXTERNAL use only (before anyone make an obscene suggestion)!

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    Phallic Membrane Massager?

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    c0ck ring?

     

    Hey thats external :D (hope your having a good day anyway)

     

     

    erm ok is it electronic??

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    MAJOR MORGAN!?

     

     

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    bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

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    a harmonica.... besides blow it - what the fook you gonna do with that.

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    I was gonna say Cock Ring as well actualy...

     

    great minds think alike..... and pervets never differ :rofl: :rofl:

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    :rofl: Thats about right, Plus I think that sprang to mind as somone bought me one once :D

    Toooooo much information !!

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    Lol - no -

     

    A harmonica?!? :headvswal

     

    lol

     

    Man how close was I?! :D

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    :rofl: Thats about right, Plus I think that sprang to mind as somone bought me one once :D

     

     

    no that was a pack of polos lol ;) :rofl: :D

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