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(NOT SAFE FOR YOUNG EYES OR CRAIGDAVID) :tongue:

 

http://www.asos.com/liftitispage/Prod/pgehtml.aspx?cid=2786

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ffs women and vanity huh :rofl:

 

i use sellotape for my b0ll0x does the same thing :rofl:

:shock: Awesome ! tbh they looked in reasonable shape before she done anything to

:shock: That looks a bit painfull ouch

ffs women and vanity huh :rofl:

 

i use sellotape for my b0ll0x does the same thing :rofl:

thats why the wife left you ffs

our lass uses gaffer tape

:shock: That looks a bit painfull ouch

 

Wouldn't hurt putting it on, just taking it off :D

properbly as it done her bikini line at the same time as shaggin her

properbly as it done her bikini line at the same time as shaggin her

 

i'd imagine on older ladies, one too many of those would mean her bikini line would be under her chin :rofl:

Wouldn't hurt putting it on, just taking it off :D

 

how long do you think it will stay on once the start sweating? Your be chatting her up then all of a sudden her left tit will drop to her belly lol

how long do you think it will stay on once the start sweating? Your be chatting her up then all of a sudden her left tit will drop to her belly lol

 

pmsl :rofl: do you think the man beast from my other thread uses them? :x:

i'd imagine on older ladies, one too many of those would mean her bikini line would be under her chin :rofl:

 

yep especially as her tits will be down by her ankles lol

Well I never!

pmsl :rofl: do you think the man beast from my other thread uses them? :x:

 

yeah prob uses parcel tape to hold her belly up pmsl

Well I never!

 

Oi you're not allowed! :rofl:

doubt it works for long....

yeah prob uses parcel tape to hold her belly up pmsl

 

fpmsl :rofl:

doubt it works for long....

 

I'm sure the guys on here would club together to buy some for you to try out if we get the pictures? :rofl:

okies... how much do u need?? :rofl:

 

thats why the wife left you ffs

 

nah i left her she didnt need any tape or a bra lol

okies... how much do u need?? :rofl:

 

 

I think they look fine babe, but worth a try to see if you can get them under your chin :rofl:

 

I reckon you need a couple of packs to do that :D hehe

 

You don't get many of those to the pound :rofl:

okies... how much do u need?? :rofl:

 

 

dont know yet have to come round and weigh them in my hands to be able to give you an estimate lol

 

couple of beaut's tho aint they :rofl:

I think they look fine babe, but worth a try to see if you can get them under your chin :rofl:

 

I reckon you need a couple of packs to do that :D hehe

 

fook me... i'll prob get cramp and stay like that forever!! :rofl:

fook me... i'll prob get cramp and stay like that forever!! :rofl:

 

i reckon they look like they're just about the right height, anyone got spaniels ears swinging past their navel?

 

sarah? :tongue: :rofl: pmsl

pmsl :rofl: do you think the man beast from my other thread uses them? :x:

 

well you can tell us next sunday Nick. a little birdie told me you were taking her out saturday night. dont forgot to take a plank with you :tongue: