...has got me to this point :tongue:

Your own hydraulics would surely make an appearance with her in such obvious need :rofl:

why do you think there is only pic and the car never got fixed lol

Maybe she`s foreign and in need of a cunning linguist ? :cool:

why do you think there is only pic and the car never got fixed lol

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

and i still got 2 black eyes and a broken nose

and i still got 2 black eyes and a broken nose

:rofl: :rofl:

Still , never mess with a boxer`s moll :tongue:

Im on 8.07 a day and over 280 in 4wks!!!

 

But it is so nice in here compared to being on the outside watching all you lot playing and having fun.

Im on 8.07 a day and over 280 in 4wks!!!

 

But it is so nice in here compared to being on the outside watching all you lot playing and having fun.

Bless

pmsl :rofl: how has this turned into the slowhand and carls_got_a_zed slagging match thread? :D

 

Ah well, you may try and replicate me but my postcount will only get stronger mwa ha ha :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: how has this turned into the slowhand and carls_got_a_zed slagging match thread? :

It`s what we do ! lol

 

Ah well, you may try and replicate me but my postcount will only get stronger mwa ha ha :rofl:

We see through your masterplan , but let it pass lol

pmsl :rofl: how has this turned into the slowhand and carls_got_a_zed slagging match ?

 

It always does :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Look Out Mac1 The Bunny Is Out To Get You

He may get a higher post count but then he has to arm-wrestle him at JAE.

 

THat is why he fears me the most. ;)

He may get a higher post count but then he has to arm-wrestle him at JAE.

 

THat is why he fears me the most. ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We'll cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve

. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We'll cover ourselves in Deep Heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I remember my first agent - a Raymond Duck. A dismal little Israelite, four floors up on the Charring Cross Road and never a job at the top of them.

 

Of course, theatrical zeal in the veins, that's what's so important. Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories.

pmsl :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I remember my first agent - a Raymond Duck. A dismal little Israelite, four floors up on the Charring Cross Road and never a job at the top of them.

 

Of course, theatrical zeal in the veins, that's what's so important. Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when he awakens and quite reasonably says to himself: [He puts his hand on his heart] "I will never play The Dane." When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when he awakens and quite reasonably says to himself: [He puts his hand on his heart] "I will never play The Dane." When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases.

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Oh, dear, don't get me started...

 

 

I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Flowers are merely tarts, prostitutes for the bees.

Laissez-moi respirer longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux!' Brings back such memories of Oxford.

 

As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.

You know what, for someone who's whoring away, at least you're original :rofl:

Unfortunatley not.

It's all from the film 'Withnail & I' (highly, highly recommended)

 

http://www.withnail-links.com/quotes-monty.htm

Laissez-moi respirer longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux!' Brings back such memories of Oxford.

 

As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

God , I`ve been sitting here reading that stuff and laughing too loudly for a person alone in a room . Gonna stop for lunch now before the men in white coats arrive .

Gonna stop for lunch now before the men in white coats arrive .

 

too late... they are on their way!

 

your all nuts! :rofl:

Unfortunatley not.

It's all from the film 'Withnail & I' (highly, highly recommended)

 

http://www.withnail-links.com/quotes-monty.htm

 

lol, no i did realise you'd poached them from one of my all time favourite films but just more original than most of the whoring :D