Subject: Problem Page (Letter from a worried bloke to an Agony Aunt)

 

Dear Madge,

 

I've never written to a problem page before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs... the phone rings, but when I answer it, the caller hangs up. Plus my wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always says; "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

 

I stay awake to look out for her taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has got out of a car just around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what the time was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her!

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I guess I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check up on her. The plan was that I would park my new Nissan 300ZX in the forecourt of the Petrol Station opposite our house and then I could hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching low behind my Nissan, that I noticed that the I had kerbed the 17 inch Alloys

 

Do you think I should have them Re-furbed or go for some new Monster 19's

 

Thanks for listening,

 

Bob (Not my real name!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Footnote:

 

Maybe this is why only women's letters to Agony Aunts are normally printed..........

pmsl...

 

 

men :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: LMAO men

no wonder shes flaming cheating on you get some 20s thrown on you tight cnut!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Amused me anyway.