Never forget the words of these famous people.

 

General Custer Where did all them ****ing Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the **** was that?"

Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the ****ing water coming from?"

Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the ****ing ceiling?"

Einstein "Any ****er could understand that."

Sean Penn "**** **** **** **** **** ****"

John Lennon "Is that a real ****ing gun?"

Donald Campbell "The ****ing throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to ****ing roll."

Richard Nixon "Who's going to ****ing know?"

Niki Lauda "I thought I could ****ing smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher "What ****ing map?"

Picasso "It does ****ing look like her."

Christopher Columbus "Where the **** are we?"

Michael Jackson "It's a ****ing skin condition"

and more recently "I told you I didn't ****ing **** him!"

Pythagarus "How the **** did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney "**** a duck."

Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will ****ing rain."

George Bush "****! I can't spell."

Miss Marples "I haven't got a ****ing clue."

Noah "Scattered showers, my ****ing arse."

Donald Trump "You're ****ing fired!"

Judge Judy "Shut the **** up!"

Paris Hilton "**** me."

Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does ****ing hurt."

Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some ****er's eye out"

John F Kennedy "Who needs that ****ing bubble top?"

John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in the head."

John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this ****ing altimeter?"

Bill Clinton "I should have ****ed her."

Hurricane Katrina "Mardi ****in Gras this mother****ers."

Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a ****ing smile?"

Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloack ****ed!"

William Tell "Keep ****ing Still."

andy duff "you big ****ing cock" lol

nice!

****ing funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i remember 2 old guys in my pub talking

 

"i was there on D day"

"no you wernt i didnt see you"

 

i fooking pissed myself laughing

just added one moor lol