ok question.... why is it always girls who pose naked on cars! :confused:

 

why do we never see some fit blokes stretched over bonnets! :bow: not that i mind seeing birds on bonnets and all... but you never see birds with fit bodies AND nice faces... they always have the nice fit bodies to take the attention away from their faces! :rofl:

Sounds like you guys cann't do without us and we should be asking What can you do for us? ;)

 

 

we do enough as it is, we are there to taste your disasters in the kitchen, we are there to reassure your ass does not look big in them jeans, even though we secretly think your letting yourself go

we are to listen to your constant moaning about how hard your job is, even though we have done a solid days manual labour

we dont moan when we have to wait for our tea

we take you to all the best car shows, and you still moan we never do anything you want...

 

i thin the female world is very blinkered myself, we men get short strawed all the time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

plus after this, i wont be getting any tonight lmao

Sounds like you guys cann't do without us and we should be asking What can you do for us? ;)

 

What you really need to ask? :rofl:

Sounds like you guys cann't do without us and we should be asking What can you do for us? ;)

 

Its all our own fault that the little ladies are getting out of hand and too big for thier boots.

I mean we invent things to help them along with the house work,

 

Vacuum cleaner = no more rug beating

Washing machine = no more laundry day

Central heating = no more stokeing the fire

Microwave = faster dinner

 

And all these things and more gives them more time to think, and we all know that a woman thinking is dangerous.

 

And as for letting them drive :headvswal

:bow: :bow: :bow:

 

 

yummy who are they???

I left out the phone, and with all that spare time you girls have and being able to talk to others over long distances, is it any wonder you get to plot our down fall

you know how they have competitions at fetes and fairs where you have to guess how many pennies are in the jar.

well we could have one were you have to guess the total amount of dents in all the lady members zeds added together :D

my guess 2046!! :D

you know how they have competitions at fetes and fairs where you have to guess how many pennies are in the jar.

well we could have one were you have to guess the total amount of dents in all the lady members zeds added together :D

my guess 2046!! :D

It's the men the crash into lamp posts and tyre walls :tongue:

yummy who are they???

some promo girls who come to the car shows with me and my mate :hyper: now we have signed up with FUEL so lots of fuel girls over the cars now :bow:

 

who needs tvs and ps2 in your car with half naked women all over the car :rofl:

 

 

http://www.liquidinjuredhearing.com/ link to fuel girls

It's the men the crash into lamp posts and tyre walls :tongue:

 

its the women who crash reverse parking at 1/2mph or need 2 spaces :tongue: :tongue:

 

and who wrote my first car off :cry: a week after id past my test :cry: the fookin cowbag :rant: