Sliced bread stays fresh longer if kept in the fridge

 

and

 

 

Modern electric toothbrushes are excellent

 

 

That's about it from me - anyone else got some good advice?

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding

under the covers.

Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your

head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide

out.

If it's a bad idea, just say "Sod it" and do it.

Did anybody else see you F*ck it up ? No, Then walk away and deny it if questioned !!

if you cant handle your alcohol,keep drinking....

if your dick smells wash it..

 

:rofl: :rofl: Nice one PK!!!

 

 

"Those who want to rule the world the most are those least able to do so..."

 

"You can't live life on if's, but's and maybe's"

Anything is achievable! :bow:

Dont run before you can walk;)

always double check what fuel your putting in your zed :headvswal

before you pull the trigger :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

If you cannot afford it do'nt buy it.

Live every day like it's your last.

dont rub another mans rhubarb

you cant polish a terd

On your journey through life,

Never take an idiot with you !

 

 

 

You can always pick on up when you get there !!!

 

 

Alan.

Never eat spaggetti with a butter knife!

Never cross the road with your eyes shut

Never hesitate or you will be to late.

dont rub another mans rhubarb

 

 

lmfao...wtf??

 

 

 

somebody once told me "kill it, f*ck it, eat it".....not entirely sure what he was talking about, but it made me laugh.

Find it.Follow it.Feel it.Fook it.Forget it. :hyper:

A second class ride, is better than a first class walk!!

Never push $hit up hill without a wheelbarrow!!!

 

 

Life is a one way journey...................Down!!

he who dares wins

Rodney!!!!!

one day we'll be millionares

Rodney!!!!!

you plonker