Ok, nothing to do with going sideways.

 

Every Zed I've brought over from the UK I've paid the duty and put it on Irish plates immediately.(28 days is the limit, I have this one since last december). This time however I've decided to wait til the end of summer so I can spend my cash on getting It to 100%, and avoid paying the massive road tax for a while. So hands up , I'm guilty and have broken the law.

 

 

Today, I went to buy a packet of fags in the local regional airport which is beside our factory. When I came out this guy was waiting for me asking about the car (which as we all know is not unusual), then flashed his badge. Customs and excise. After 50 Questions , he said to me

 

"I have the power to seize you're car". :nono: then he paused to see my reaction..........

 

I wanted to knock the little prick's two front teeth out, but I was very humple and apologetic and told him the truth with a little few white lies thrown in!

 

So then he 'Made a few calls' to check out my story, while I was shitting myself

 

came back 15 min's later and said " I can still take you're car if i want , but I'm giving you two days to get it sorted. If i see you driving this on English plates again I'm taking it"

 

OK, i was lucky. But it turns out this guy is a customs officer, but only to check air freight cargo. He had seen me driving in to the airport and took it upon himself to alert his buddies at the motor division.

 

Why are these people out there just to make life misery for ordinary working folk. Yes, i broke the law but for F*cks sake was it hurting anyone?

bar stewards is wot thay are

Sorry to hear this mate ... There is one thing I hate more than the filth and that is customs .. load of ****s .. just what you need is a jobsworth .. ****ers!

you should meet the vat man , he told me to make him a cup of tea then leave the premises, i was in me dads house 15yrs ago this was , i said to him who the **** are you and how dare you tell me to leave my home you fookin tosser, , , at which point me pa told me to shut up and leave , with me threating the tosser "vatman" on the way out, when he left ,, as i waited outside he said to me i could have you arested if i wish,, maybe if you apologise i wont have to call the police to tell them your car has no tax, and two bald tyres ,, next day the fookers got me,

love the swear editor, ****ers *******s ****s ****ing tossers vatman , why didnt vat man get deleted

love the swear editor, ****ers *******s ****s ****ing tossers vatman , why didnt vat man get deleted

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: Well there should be a liittle explosion smiley instead

I recently got a speeding ticket in ROI.

 

After getting home to England I called the Dublin Guarda to ask how to pay it.

 

They said: "Arrr, now there, just pop it in the bin."

 

I guess I got a decent guy and your bloke was an a-hole.

I recently got a speeding ticket in ROI.

 

After getting home to England I called the Dublin Guarda to ask how to pay it.

 

They said: "Arrr, now there, just pop it in the bin."

 

I guess I got a decent guy and your bloke was an a-hole.

 

 

 

It's one of those situations where as time passes it pisses you off more and more.

 

Some day I'm going to to put some of those vicious thoughts in my head into action and feck the concequenses. There are people in this life who really deserve a good hiding, always did but never got one.

 

And thanks for the comments guys.