Lady luck hasn't been around for me much of this week....

 

so far this has happened......

 

1. Fired from my job for twatting my 'bullying' boss.. :D

2. Reversed the motor into a tree... :eek:

3. Smacked a dog full on today in the motor, dragging the thing about 100yds down the road under the car, whilst the thing screamed its guts out....yep, it lived...dragged itself from under the car and limped/ran wawy down the road....drew a large crowd out, they thought I'd killed someone :x: ....cops said it should have been leashed.......

4. Had a near miss when a fat tw@t of a big greasy taxi driver opened his door on me whilst driving past...managed to swerve out of the way.. :xxx:

 

 

.....all this within a few days...blimey, I'm too scared to get up tomorrow. :wack:

For chuffs sake, dont go for a pi55

bummer on all that, apart from twatting the boss, always worth getting fired for :)

Hi mate!.....

 

 

alls not bad though....I was in the Mrs 106! :D

 

If I was in my car, I'd have finished the dog meself :smash:

bummer on all that, apart from twatting the boss, always worth getting fired for :)

 

True....deep feeling of satisfaction there... ;)

fook all that and it's only monday night. sorry to hear it bud.

You gotta laugh though I s'pose... :confused:

have a couple of these mate. :duffer: :duffer:

cheers guv.....

 

I'd love to.... :p

 

I'll have to make do with some sponge cake and a cup of coffee.....must save me cash for my other favourite tipple......OPTIMAX :rofl:

Oooooh...ferk....not nice....

would of been better killing the little ferker,,,,Dogs are tough to kill though.... :x: .

Lady luck hasn't been around for me much of this week....

 

 

3. Smacked a dog full on today in the motor, dragging the thing about 100yds down the road under the car, whilst the thing screamed its guts out....yep, it lived...dragged itself from under the car and limped/ran wawy down the road....drew a large crowd out, they thought I'd killed someone :x: ....cops said it should have been leashed.......

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I know what you mean mate, I had to hit one six or seven times about the head a while back with a tarmac shovel to kill it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only joking....I like dogs.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

especially in curries :x:

ye dogs can make a mess of ya motor, i done a estimate last week on a car that hit a stag, what a mess.

Stags are tough dudes, I was once nearly jumped by a 'posse' of stags whilst travelling on the M50 in the early hours....

 

All I saw was a million green eyes in the road, I thought the aliens had landed and were gonna get me! :shock:

 

Luckily they decided not to mess with my motor and ran away! :p

 

 

edited cuz eye cawnt spwell vewy wel

Pidgeons are hard as fook too....hit one at speed once....tore the wiper and killed the windscreen,,,,bastid flapped around a bit before legging it,....reckon it died later but it went out on a high.....*******

worst one i saw was a one that hit a badger, blood guts and all. :hurl:

I remember tw@tting a badger in a merc, made a splendid bang noise and you could actually feel it going under your feet and under the rest of the car....

 

Looked in the mirror expecting to see me sump and a hot steaming pile of pulsating guts, but to my dissapointment, it just ran off, showing it arse to me as it limped into the sunset!

 

Bleedin badgers! .....the 'Pit bull' of the countryside

showing it arse to me as it limped into the sunset!

 

Bleedin badgers! .....the 'Pit bull' of the countryside

 

 

lmfao :rofl:

friend of mine has a mini... :xxx: hit a badger and tore his steering rack out...(dead badger) cost a fortune to sort it....

NEVER EVER go to the aid of a run down badger or even to see if it's a deader, believe me they get pretty pi$$ed if you manage to stop one in its tracks, them teeth they have could rip the lids of 'No Frills' beans there so sharp!

:shock:

Had to AVOID one of the little CUNNNTS in the ZX once comming off a roundabout in the wet.. ZX went very sideways nearly 180, managed to oposite lock the thing and went straight into the curb FUKKING my front & rear suspension.. (Was a double hit!!) front drivers side wheel bent at 45 degrees... £800 repair bill... Only accident I've ever had... I hate FUKKIN badgers.. BARSTARD CUNNNTIN GAY ASS VERMIN MOTHER FUKKERS!!! :x: :x: :x:

Hi mate!.....

 

 

alls not bad though....I was in the Mrs 106! :D

 

 

Lady luck WAS with you then ;)

Hi Tony,

 

Yep, could have been the zed, so all was not bad I guess mate! :dance: