I know theres a few bikers on here so you'll like this......

 

So there I was cruising down the M25 in the fast lane,

staying under the 100mph licence looser limit,

and I catch a glimpse of something in the rear veiw,

After closer inspection it was a motorbike makin ground fast.

So I pull into the middle lane to allow him to pass,

He proceeds to pull up along side,

Obviously wanting to demonstrate the finer arts of a bike....

 

He then put it on its back wheel,

and accelerated away at a MOFO of a speed well in excess of 120mph doin an estimated 40-60ft wheelie. :dance:

 

I nearly kum in my pants :eek:

 

This kinda thing just reminds me just how fast these road/race bikes are compared to cars...

 

Unfecking beleivable

 

Dont ask me what bike it was...........It was a FAST one.

I know it wasnt a Ducati...wrong sound.

 

I really wish I had recorded it for all you lot to see but I had no time to get my phone out and probably wouldnt of been the safest thing to do whilst driving anyway :nono:

 

Seeing this now makes me wanna spend my week off next week re-builing my MotoXer and getting some air-time.

 

:bow: Respect to all bikers and especially the dude on the bike for making my day :bow:

:cry:

:D:D Been out on mine most of the day :D only a sit up and beg GSX 1400, as i done my spine in a few yrs ago now and can't lean forward on race bikes :( but she still does 150'ish and yes on the road....love forward facing cameras :xxx:'s

:cry:

 

u gonna get nother bike when ur 100% again chunk or stick to the Zed?

The pictures i saw of it were mashed up sh1t mate...felt bad 4 ya

:D:D Been out on mine most of the day :D only a sit up and beg GSX 1400, as i done my spine in a few yrs ago now and can't lean forward on race bikes :( but she still does 150'ish and yes on the road....love forward facing cameras :xxx:'s

 

What bikes did u have then sarge??

I dont know why...think it was the sound but i had a thing for the ZXR-750...looked fantwango :bow:

nearly bought my mates few years back but thought id only live till the weekend....my bro had a GSXR-750 and that was reasonable...plenty o power with a very agile chassis.

 

I thought they were to dangerous so i got into MotoX racing....FFS..what a :xxx: .....one of the most dangerous sports going....seemed like a good idea at the time....wernt till the broken bones and fractured skulls that you stop to think...correction...we motoXers dont have a brain...thats why they link the circuit up so we dont get lost. :wack:

:D:D Been out on mine most of the day :D only a sit up and beg GSX 1400, as i done my spine in a few yrs ago now and can't lean forward on race bikes :( but she still does 150'ish and yes on the road....love forward facing cameras :xxx:'s

 

bugger that..... 150 without a screen to duck under....

bet you have big arms to hold on at that speed! and a strong neck mate

 

I saw the needle pointing at 165 on my gsxF 750, (dunno how acurate it was) but that was right under the screen... was bleedin noisy though - Shoei helmet, not the quietest

respect the z iv beat a few bikes in the z,obviously not power house bikes but respectable ones,but yeh some bikes are sickinly quick :shock:

u gonna get nother bike when ur 100% again chunk or stick to the Zed?

The pictures i saw of it were mashed up sh1t mate...felt bad 4 ya

Im never gonna be 100% again mate! :( or id be back on a bike in a shot!

 

Ive had a few go's on trikes, proper ones aswell, GSXR1000K3 with Nitrous, and even that did nowt for me! So i'll be staying with Z's for deffo, i just need more cash to make it as fast as my old bikes :rofl:

 

Now, my next trick is get a Z to wheelie!! :D:D:D

What bikes did u have then sarge??

Have had quite a few over the yrs but my main fast ones were ZX9R x 2 and my fav was my Busa 1300 and yes they are fooking quick best i had on her was 190 :D:D then bottled....:( :slap:

Im never gonna be 100% again mate! :( or id be back on a bike in a shot!

 

Ive had a few go's on trikes, proper ones aswell, GSXR1000K3 with Nitrous, and even that did nowt for me! So i'll be staying with Z's for deffo, i just need more cash to make it as fast as my old bikes :rofl:

 

Now, my next trick is get a Z to wheelie!! :D:D:D

 

 

Sure someone would weld you up a wheelie bar bud :D

 

You gonna go down the NoS road then for the ponies or MOFO tubbys?

Now, my next trick is get a Z to wheelie!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have had quite a few over the yrs but my main fast ones were ZX9R x 2 and my fav was my Busa 1300 and yes they are fooking quick best i had on her was 190 :D:D then bottled....:( :slap:

 

 

190FFS :shock:

 

probably got there in bout 10sec's as well

Sure someone would weld you up a wheelie bar bud :D

 

You gonna go down the NoS road then for the ponies or MOFO tubbys?

Just wait and see ;)

:dance: :dance: :dance: i have actually seen a zed turned into a trike chunk !!!!! :dance: :dance:

Theres been many a time I've beaten the kid next door on his bike. He tells me its a pretty good one too with shimano gears and front fork suspension.

 

Does'nt matter how much weetabix he has, still cant pedal fast enough !

Theres been many a time I've beaten the kid next door on his bike. He tells me its a pretty good one too with shimano gears and front fork suspension.

 

Does'nt matter how much weetabix he has, still cant pedal fast enough !

 

pmsl!!! :slap:

Yup, you've got to spend a MAC amount of money on a Z to get it anywhere near as quick as a modern superbike. Most new ones, straight out of the crate will do a standing quarter in around 10 seconds! :eek: :D The feeling of the wind blast and the scream of the engine as it climbs above 14,000 rpm with the front wheel clawing at the sky is a truly AWSOME experience (and one I really really fookin miss :cry: :cry: - I don't miss the operations and physio though)

Yup, you've got to spend a MAC amount of money on a Z to get it anywhere near as quick as a modern superbike.

 

 

LOL Had Bikes all my life and even with a MAC Z amount spent I won’t be able to catch them off the mark, however rolling at 70mph well that's a different story;)

Yup, you've got to spend a MAC amount of money on a Z to get it anywhere near as quick as a modern superbike. Most new ones, straight out of the crate will do a standing quarter in around 10 seconds! :eek: :D The feeling of the wind blast and the scream of the engine as it climbs above 14,000 rpm with the front wheel clawing at the sky is a truly AWSOME experience (and one I really really fookin miss :cry: :cry: - I don't miss the operations and physio though)

 

It sounds like you and chunk had real serious spills. Mine were bad enough to have arthritis in my left hip and wrist and a good few scares to make me think twice about another bike, but I'm still toying with the idea of a Buel 750 just for the sunny days. You just carn't beat that feeling of nailing a real twisty section of road when you've had both pegs touching.

It sounds like you and chunk had real serious spills. Mine were bad enough to have arthritis in my left hip and wrist and a good few scares to make me think twice about another bike, but I'm still toying with the idea of a Buel 750 just for the sunny days. You just carn't beat that feeling of nailing a real twisty section of road when you've had both pegs touching.

 

 

Had 14 bike accidents in total and a couple of them were pretty bad, the rest were just blind tw@ts smashing into me at red traffic lights. Having a door opened onto my GSX-R, flying through the air and landing in the rear of an open top MG was unpleasant. A dumb blonde turning accross my path and my head going through her windscreen was scarey, but not as bad as when I looked down at me crotch and saw blood (Fireblade tanks are quite high at the back and there was a tank/family jewels interface :eek: :wack: ) The worst was a Merc van that swung into my lane on a dual carriageway at 70(ish). My left femur made a 3 foot long tear in the side of the van (didn't do much for the femure either!) but I then bounced off the van and hit a road sign post on the central reservation, fracturing 3 vertebrae, breaking the right side of my rib cage off my spine, puncturing a kidney, fractured right wrist and out for the count for 3 days! :wack: :wack: :( Called it a day after that - bought a nice safe car (Z), lost the rear end on diesel in the wet and hit an on-coming Mondeo, which almost chopped the Z in half! But at least I walked away - and no bloody nut-sack! :eek: :D

f*ckin ell! u ought to get urself a nice safe megane or somethin and stay below 30mph!

Had 14 bike accidents in total and a couple of them were pretty bad, the rest were just blind tw@ts smashing into me at red traffic lights. Having a door opened onto my GSX-R, flying through the air and landing in the rear of an open top MG was unpleasant. A dumb blonde turning accross my path and my head going through her windscreen was scarey, but not as bad as when I looked down at me crotch and saw blood (Fireblade tanks are quite high at the back and there was a tank/family jewels interface :eek: :wack: ) The worst was a Merc van that swung into my lane on a dual carriageway at 70(ish). My left femur made a 3 foot long tear in the side of the van (didn't do much for the femure either!) but I then bounced off the van and hit a road sign post on the central reservation, fracturing 3 vertebrae, breaking the right side of my rib cage off my spine, puncturing a kidney, fractured right wrist and out for the count for 3 days! :wack: :wack: :( Called it a day after that - bought a nice safe car (Z), lost the rear end on diesel in the wet and hit an on-coming Mondeo, which almost chopped the Z in half! But at least I walked away - and no bloody nut-sack! :eek: :D

 

:eek: Blimey!

Had 14 bike accidents in total and a couple of them were pretty bad, the rest were just blind tw@ts smashing into me at red traffic lights. Having a door opened onto my GSX-R, flying through the air and landing in the rear of an open top MG was unpleasant. A dumb blonde turning accross my path and my head going through her windscreen was scarey, but not as bad as when I looked down at me crotch and saw blood (Fireblade tanks are quite high at the back and there was a tank/family jewels interface :eek: :wack: ) The worst was a Merc van that swung into my lane on a dual carriageway at 70(ish). My left femur made a 3 foot long tear in the side of the van (didn't do much for the femure either!) but I then bounced off the van and hit a road sign post on the central reservation, fracturing 3 vertebrae, breaking the right side of my rib cage off my spine, puncturing a kidney, fractured right wrist and out for the count for 3 days! :wack: :wack: :( Called it a day after that - bought a nice safe car (Z), lost the rear end on diesel in the wet and hit an on-coming Mondeo, which almost chopped the Z in half! But at least I walked away - and no bloody nut-sack! :eek: :D

 

 

Fookin Hell and I thought Evel Knievel had a rough time LOL,With all respect mate the flying through the air and landing in an open top MG sounds well fookin funny :x:

Fookin Hell and I thought Evel Knievel had a rough time LOL,With all respect mate the flying through the air and landing in an open top MG sounds well fookin funny :x:

 

 

Yeah, it was bloody funny when I look back on it! GERONIMO!!! :D

 

 

The bloke who got an unexpected 'passenger' was a great bloke though. He saw the whole thing in his mirror and was a witness for me. I got a nice pay-out on that one and went on a safari and beach holiday to Kenya. The bike (another GSX-R) was pretty much destroyed as it smashed into the back of a parked lorry after I got off it at about 50mph. :eek: Thank fook for race leathers, body armour, Alpinestars and Shoei!

4 more weeks and mine should be on the road:D Cant wait, went past box hill on the way home today, rammed:D

4 more weeks and mine should be on the road:D Cant wait, went past box hill on the way home today, rammed:D

 

 

Hmmmmm.....Box Hill. Can't beat a tripple decker Rykers burger with pineapple rings! Sounds disgusting, but just the memory has got my mouth watering!

 

It was YEARS ago that I last went there, and the coppers used to line every road for miles around, hairdryers at the ready to catch anyone doing the 'Brighton Express'. Is it still like that?