friday joke 2

>No wonder we never understand each other

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>GIRL'S DIARY

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>Sunday 11th May 2003

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>Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went

>shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late

>so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I

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>suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued

>and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through

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>dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem

>to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew

>that something was wrong.

>He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he

>hesitated, but followed. I

>asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half

>shook

>his head and

>turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I

>was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I

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>loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He

>didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made

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>love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think

>that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I

>cried myself to sleep.

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>BLOKES DIARY

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>Sunday 11th May 2003.

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>My football team was relegated today. Gutted. Got a shag though