Hello everyone... It has been years!!! Hope everyone is doing well
I come on here for some advice, I have recently got my car back after a while as it was rotten... Like really rotten. Everything is sorted now but I have some issues...
My wipers work except for the intermittent wiper option. They will wipe once and then nothing, doesnt matter how often I set them to, they will not wipe again until I take them off this setting - I have had a look at the timing control thing near the drivers side fuse box and the green relay there. All looks good, no bad solder etc. I have changed the blue ACC relay at the back of the fuse box, still not working
The washers are not working either, push the button and the motor does not work, the wipers dont move with it either and the low fluid light is not coming on at all
Any help would be most appreciated
By
Joel1993 ·
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee.
She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles.
They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says,
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: