Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

:confused:

 

Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma

are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

:D

Just showed this my Mrs

She laughed!!! then as a I proceeded to wiew more threads she started going down the stairs and said

"you think more of your car than you do me" = can you come down stairs now I'm bored

 

Ps

just been for a couple of beers early doors, hadn't had chance to go to the bank (village pub).

Mrs "can we have another drink?

Me "yeah sure, Oh I am 10p short, have you got 10p"

wife turns her hand bag out £23 lipsick £30 mirror/compact

wife "no sorry haven't got any cash"

Me "ok we will have to go"

Mrs "oh do we have to"?

Me "well............any suggestions"

Mrs "any in the car"

I go out scrape arround the floor of the car and return

Me "Nope"

so thats why I am here now and not in the pub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ady