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...and the moral is...

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the

monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch

could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's

youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him

freedom, as long as he could answer a very

difficult question.

 

 

Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer

and if, after a year, he still had no answer, he

would be put to death.

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The question: What do women really want?

>

Such a question would perplex even the most

knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed

an impossible query. But, since it was better than

death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to

have an answer by year's end.

>

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll

everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the

priests, the wise men, and the court jester. He

spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a

satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to

consult the old witch -- only she would know the

answer.

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The price would be high; the witch was famous

throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices

she charged.

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Finally, the last day of the year arrived and

Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the

witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he

had to accept her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most notable of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

 

Young Arthur was horrified: she was hunchbacked

and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like

sewage, made obscene noises... etc. He had never

encountered such a repugnant creature. He refused

to force his friend to marry her and have to

endure such a burden.

>

Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with

Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big a

sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the

preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch

answered Arthur thus:

What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.

 

Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur total freedom.

 

What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur

was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was

proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old

witch put her worst manners on display, and

generally made everyone very uncomfortable.

>

The hour approached, Gawain, steeling himself for

a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But

what a sight waited him! The most beautiful woman

he had never seen lay before him!

The astounded Gawain asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self half the time, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self.

 

Which would he want her to be during the day, and during the night?

 

What a cruel question! Gawain pondered his

predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to

show off to his friends, but at night, in the

privacy of his home, an old witch?

Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch,

but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy

many intimate moments?

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What would you do?

>

>

(Pause awhile......read only after you have made up your own mind)

>

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Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose

for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that

she would be beautiful all the time, because he

had respected her enough to let her be in charge

of her own life.

>

>

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> >What is the moral of this story?

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IF A WOMAN DOESN'T GET HER WAY,

THINGS GET UGLY :rofl: :D

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Very good!

Geoff.

tanzx - don't those hanging baskets come off when you put your foot down? Good story though.

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