Posted November 1, 200321 yr In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sittin' there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what' your story?" "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that sht."
In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sittin'
there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what'
your story?"
"The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because
no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most
valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me
out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security
work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a
batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is
amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
The owner
replies,
"He's a liar. He didn't do any of that sht."