In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog for Sale

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sittin'

there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what'

your story?"

 

"The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift

pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA

about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to

country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because

no

one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most

valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me

out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle

down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover

security

work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a

batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just

retired."

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants

for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is

amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

 

The owner

replies,

"He's a liar. He didn't do any of that sht."

LOL:D

 

I think one of my workmates may have trained the dog

 

Rich

ROFL :rofl: