John Doe stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?

he was a window cleaner, and jumped into the building...

 

NEXT!

 

:rofl:

or....

 

It was an internal window, i.e. a window within the building not attached to an external wall.

the 25 floors below were very small

He jumped off a dolls house:D

BUUUUUUUUUUUNNNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!:D

 

 

I saw a woman jump from a 25th storey window on a film called "Faces of Death"........................not nice:( :eek:

Rich is right but maybe BR was lying:

 

1 it was the first floor window.

 

2 he died.

 

 

Soot smeared? 25th floor? hmm, sounds unlikely to me.

Originally posted by x-biker

BUUUUUUUUUUUNNNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!:D

 

 

I saw a woman jump from a 25th storey window on a film called "Faces of Death"........................not nice:( :eek:

 

Hey Its years since I seen those vids,did you see the one of the bloke that had his arms eaten off by that croc?

Originally posted by MAC 1

Hey Its years since I seen those vids,did you see the one of the bloke that had his arms eaten off by that croc?

 

 

PMSL!!!! Yeah......... "hey everyone, there's nothing to worry about, he's more scared of you than you are of him, he's a magnificent creature in his natural habitAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SPLASH!!!":rofl: :rofl:

maybe it was on the moon and the effects of gravity meant that he was unhurt.?

Originally posted by x-biker

PMSL!!!! Yeah......... "hey everyone, there's nothing to worry about, he's more scared of you than you are of him, he's a magnificent creature in his natural habitAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SPLASH!!!":rofl: :rofl:

 

PMSL:D Like to see Steve Urwin tackle that fooker:rofl:

He'd have to do the program voice over AFTER the croc had shat him out!

 

Although there were some very harrowing and sad cases on those vids, some of them were hilarious!

Rich was right (easy one:p ), I'm just waiting for Mr Shrimp to come up with another answer!:D

 

C..c...canttt...thhhinkk of aaaanytttthing....funnnyyyy... to... sssay - oh well.

 

I enjoyed that one from a distance ;)