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It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35

> > > >> years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the

> > > >>same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his

> > > >>route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged

> > > >>and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a

> > > >>gift cheque for 50quid.

> > > >>At the second house they presented him fine Cuban

> > > >>cigars in an 18-carat gold box.

> > > >>The folks at the third house handed him a case of

> > > >>30-year old Scotch whisky.

> > > >>At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb

> > > >>blonde in her lingerie.

> > > >>She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to

> > > >> the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most

> > > >>passionate love he had ever experienced.

> > > >>When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the

> > > >>dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs,

> > > >>tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans and freshly-squeezed

> > > >>orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured

> > > >>him a cup of steaming coffee.

> > > >>As she was pouring, he noticed a five pound note

> > > >>sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All

> > > >>this was just too wonderful for words,"he said, "but

> > > >>what's the fiver for?"

> > > >>Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my

> > > >>husband that today would be your last day, and that we

> > > >>should do something special for you. I asked him what

> > > >> to give you.

> > > >> He said, "F**k him....Give him a fiver."

> > > >>"The breakfast was my idea."

> > >

> > >

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