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Apparently I am a Punctual Sea-Captain who loves to Fistf$%k Women

 

:eek: :D

crap - it has syntax errors - I'll insult u for posting that if u don't watch out !:D

Whats the matter? Did it say you were a Mass-reducing Fool who loves to be crap at Mallet's Mallet? ;)

I'm a Strong Sex God who loves to Infect Giant Tits

 

WTF............

 

Big Brother is still watching!!

 

:D

 

Matty.

i am a ****ing hot porn star who likes to control hooters

 

its pretty accurate really then...

I'm a 'Godly Nintendo 64 who loves to Deflower Birds' Muwahahah

Slam- dancing Porn star lick hot bitches:rolleyes:

"I'm a diseased felcher who loves to ****_kangaroos"

How did they know :confused: :D

Dave

Ok it says that i am a polite cab driver who loves to stomp samurais.

 

U sure this crap works coz im a right **** on the roads and i dont think ill be stopping any samurais in london.

 

Let me have another go

 

This is more like it i am a punctual sexybitch who loves to worship feet. (especially if there is a fit woman joined to them)

IT's a damn liar!

 

She was a consenting adult and all the dairy products were paid for!

 

:eek:

Deffo works

 

I'm a "cock heavy pinup model who loves to lick beavers"

 

Beats being 30 and boring!!!

Kirbz - you're supposed to click the mouse on the words to stop them moving.

 

Not sit there staring at the flashing lights fanticising!

 

:D :D :D

Anyway - you could just go into the fight club and call someone out if you want to recieve some real abuse.

 

The electronic stuff is OK, but it's not quite the same if it isn;t delivered with real feeling and venom!

Best be careful Nigel stealing dairy products can get you into serious trouble!!!

you are a cock heavy dragon who loves to corrupt hookers.

 

these guys psychic or what

I am a confused hunk who loves to control kangaroos.

 

 

 

........spooky.

pathetic dragon who loves to swallow women :eek:

I'll be damned if i aint a masturbating midget who loves to hoard c?nts :eek:

im a busty perpetrator who loves to mega**** blow up dolls :confused: :confused: :confused:

I'm a malignant bar-stard that likes to infect beavers :eek:

 

That will have to stop now i'm married :D

Im a foxy mawhore who loves to nibble mexico!!!???:confused:

Think it thought i was macca on this one,

 

Slam-dancing hunk who loves to hoard sandwiches!!!:D

I'm a cock-heavy salad buffet who loves to locate lesbians. Which is strangely what they call me at work....!! Well, along with idle lazy b@stad who loves to feck all! Cheeky beggars!

Ummmmm..... I think maybe there should have a been a 'do' in there somewhere!

pi$$ 0££ !!!:D

Originally posted by Clarkey

pathetic drag queen who loves to swallow semen :eek:

 

i wouldn't stand for that if i was you!!! :D