Bored at work (dirty rhymes)

I was just checkin my mail and as usual i got one from a friend who has nuffin better to do then send dirty rhymes.

So i thought id share them with the rest of you who r stuck at work

Fas

(very bored)

Enjoy them (but beware some are very rude)

> >> SEX IS A TEMPTATION

> >> CAUSED BY A SENSATION

> >> WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION

> >> IN A WOMANS VENTILATION

> >> DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?

> >> OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> SKY IS BLUE

> >> WATER IS WET

> >> I'LL MAKE YOU COME

> >> I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT

> >> PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY

> >> MOVIN UP AND DOWN

> >> SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY

> >> WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> SEX IS EVIL

> >> SEX IS A GAME

> >> ONE NIGHT OF PASSION

> >> NINE MONTHS OF PAIN

> >> BABYS A *******

> >> FATHERS A GIT

> >> ALL BECAUSE

> >> THE ****ING CONDOM SPLIT!

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> SEX IS LIKE MATHS

> >> YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES

> >> ADD THE BED

> >> DIVIDE THE LEGS

> >> THEN MULTIPLY!!!!!!!

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> ROSES ARE RED

> >> GRASS IS GREEN

> >> OPEN YOUR LEGS

> >> AND I'LL FILL

> >> YOU WITH CREAM

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >> HICKERY DICERY DOC

> >> DIS BITCH WAS SUCKING ME COCK

> >> THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO

> >> ME DUMPED ME GOO

> >> AND DUMPED HER AT DA

> >> END OF THE BLOCK

> >> INIT!!!

> >>

> >>

> >>

> >>

SEX IS GOOD

SEX IS FINE

DOGGY STYLE

OR 69

JUST FOR FUN

OR GETTING PAID

EVERYONE LIKES

GETTING LAYED