Ok, so who do YOU think are the worst people on the road? Just recently I've been flashed at, beeped at etc even people swerving at me, because I overtake them - if they are gonna sit at 30mph in a 60 zone, I AM going past! So why do they flash? These are the ones that get my vote. These people are just damned dangerous on the roads - I think the police should be able to do something about these people.

 

So who gets your vote then???

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

gas bomb n. Used to describe the act of sitting on a hard surface (often a garden wall or playground floor) to delay the imminent force of the need for a 'number 2'. "I'm going to do a gasbomb". Gas bombs usually lasted from 1 to 5 minutes, until the offending sensation had subsided. , This would often give you about 20 minutes more play before the need for the toilet or another (often increasingly harder to contain) Gas Bomb. A successful gas bomb would normally be met with the expression "I've caved it". Implying the offending number 2 had been forced into hibernation for a while. An unsuccessful gas bomb (rare, but have been done), does not warrant description.

 

ROFLMFFFAO sorry but I just had to copy and paste that :D Where do people come up with this stuff??? :D

Ha ha........reminds me of a phrase for a number 2 that made me smile the other day......

 

"gonna drop the kids off at the pool"

 

LOL.........

I hate cyclists who are determined to under take you in slowish moving traffic for the 100th time!

They cause you to have to swing out into the middle of the road again and again to overtake when the traffic stops and starts.

 

One day my car will make a bonnet badge out of a moss trouser wearing, tree hugging, hippy cyclist all the while spitting out as many poisoness fumes and un burnt fuel vapour into the atmosphere as possible.

 

 

Sorry I hate eco-weanies who want cars like ours off the road [girly voice]cos it hurts mother nature[/girly voice] :mad:

Originally posted by pete shrimp

Andy - similar to that, I am often "guilty" of using a clear right hand lane when the left hand lane is busy, then looping round the roundabout to turn left he he :D . Anyone else do this sometimes?

 

hehehe.... me..guilty also LMAO....but perfetly acceptable manouvre i think??

 

Robert.

2 THINGS!

 

Twats that know they're not faster than ya.. eg

 

1) Middle Laners on motorways. There's 3 frikkin lanes, if your in the slow lane your still 4 Metres from the frikkin curb surely you can amount ot that much control MISTER!!

2) Drag strip Nova boy - please dont brake like that infront of me, I'm actually carrying my gran! You really have no idea why you pay as much insurance for that pule of crap as I do the BEAST!

3) Roundabout people. This might only be a "Rod" phenomenone..but...

 

ever gone round a round a round-a-bout in the inside lane only to be completely cut up by the twat to the left of you? YEH? Where the HELL do these people think your supposed to go? There is a lane system if I am in the outside lane of a junction, I need a F*&king lane when I set off!!

 

And there is my 2 peneth

 

 

 

Rod

My main hate on the rod, Horses!! No lights, No brakes and Dodgy steering!! add this to the fact that 9 out of 10 are driven/ridden by volkswagon golf deiesel driving women, makes them one of the most usafe things around.

 

On top of that, if one hits your car (no matter what the circumstances) it will be your fault, as they have more right to the roads than cars.

 

No offence to horsey people, but i reckon they should be kept on the feilds and off the roads for everyones safety.

Yeah OK there's more than 2, I've been out getting pissed - accept my drunk appology.

 

 

:-)

 

Rod

Bl9rks

 

Don't hate horse on the roads, I hate horsey gits that think they own the road. And I have some experience of this (my ex had a horse and a VW Golf.. is that standard equipmenr) in a golf club.

 

Riding two horses wide to slow the traffic.. pisses right off, I will slow down for a horse when I see one out of courtesy, but I'll but damned if I;m driving my car to there speed just coz you're being a snotty horsey cow!!

People who stop at give way signs when there is no need, ESPECIALY AT ROUNDABOUTS!!!! i hate it when idiots stop at r bouts and you can see quite plainly its all clear!! AARGGH

:mad: The ones who are up your arse all the way up the slip road even though your stuck behind someone doing 40 odd, then as soon as you get on the motorway they pull into the second lane & speed up even though you were indicating to do the same so as if you did move you'd broadside em. Uncourtious bastards. is there not a smiley face that looks like it's raging for this sort of post? :mad: just isn't mad enough.

Oh, and then a bit further up you overtake em anyway, obviously.

Scum. Oooo it gets me going that.

I cant believe I have missed this thread. First time I read it.

 

I would agree with BMW drivers. Unfortunatly its only the 85% of them that sit up your arse no matter where you are. The other 15% of them are probably good drivers. ;)

Also its classed as an exclusive executive car, so why is there always 2 or 3 in view no matter where you are?

 

My hate is people not using mirrors. Yesterday roundabout I was turning right and on the road before the roundabout, there where 3 lanes. Left lane arrow pointing left, and the middle and right lane had arrows pointing right, and the roundabout was 2 lanes. I am in the middle lane and there are 2 cars in the right lane turning right with me. We all go round, Im on the outside of the roundabout and the other 2 are on the inside. I indicate to turn off, and neither of the inside cars to, just as we are about to leave the roundabout, the front car of the ones inside me, just decides to move into my lane where I am, with out indicating. So he didnt indicate to come off the roundabout, didnt indicate to signal a lane change and didnt look in his mirrors.

 

Stuart

Gotta agree with the BMW driver thing. They invariably try and drive like knobs.

 

What really phookin annoys me are the tits who slap all on when you come terr-arsing up behind them. I drive a car with decent brakes so I can go faster through the lanes than George Dick in his fiesta, which also means I can stop quicker. I dont apprecaite them puttin their brakes on as a reminder to me to brake as well. What do they think I am gonna do, drive into them??? Wankers!!

 

Oh and driving at 40 in the 60 zone then driving at 40 in the 30 zone is just plain bloody stupid, but then if these people only drive on Sundays then its bound to happen. Pity they aint doing 40 in 30 on a Monday morning when plod is there with his camera!!!!

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppphh.

 

Nick

:mad:

My Missus is fuming here.

 

Calling you guys all the name under the sun (the BMW hater that is not all of you).

 

I personally don;t sgree with the BMW driver thing. I don;t see a problem. In each case take the prick behind the wheel of the BMW and put him in any other car and he'll still be a prick.

Originally posted by smw1

My Missus is fuming here.

 

Calling you guys all the name under the sun (the BMW hater that is not all of you).

 

I personally don;t sgree with the BMW driver thing. I don;t see a problem. In each case take the prick behind the wheel of the BMW and put him in any other car and he'll still be a prick.

 

A woman in a BMW??? Now that is a leathal combination!!!!!

 

Doh, now ive gone and done it havent I !!!;)

I was driving on the M25 the other day. 4 lanes and I was stuck behind some tw*t in lane 4, with very little in any of the other lanes. I followed him, I tailgated, I flashed my lights at him. No joy, he just sat in the outside lane at 70 or so.

 

Then we got to some signs that said "Queue ahead", then some that said "60", then "40", then we had to stop at the back of the queue.

 

This t*sser then stuck his hazard warning lights on to warn the person behind that he was stationary! It was me, I'd been there for f*cking miles and I was already stationary too!

 

Do these people never use their mirrors?

Id of undertook, they only start to annoy me when they turn in on you when you go to do this.

Sorry to say this I am making way down the outside lane, moving to other lanes when all is clear, but on the days when you spend most of the time in the outside because its busy and you are keeping a safe distance from the car infront, when you get a car driving up your arse wanting you to move over, 90% of the time its a BMW driver. If so many people say they behave like that, then there must be some truth in the stereo typical view of BMW drivers.

 

Like I said in another post, they its not all of them.

 

Its either BMW drivers are that bad, or according to BMW drivers every one else on the road is wrong. Which seems to be the same thing to me. According to most BMW drivers every one else on the road is doing wrong and they are always right. LOL. ;)

 

Stuart

Originally posted by SRRAE

Sorry to say this I am making way down the outside lane, moving to other lanes when all is clear, but on the days when you spend most of the time in the outside because its busy and you are keeping a safe distance from the car infront, when you get a car driving up your arse wanting you to move over, 90% of the time its a BMW driver. If so many people say they behave like that, then there must be some truth in the stereo typical view of BMW drivers.

I don't see the problem. If I was the BMW driver, I'd expect you to get out of the way so I could get past.

 

Maybe I learned all my bad habits when I used to drive round the North West in my dad's company BMW! :D

Stuart,

 

Your missus doesnt drive a white van in the daytime as well does she??? :D :D :D

Only messin mate and wasnt trying to dis your better half, just seems that all the BM drivers round here are retards and think they have more right to be on the road than anyone else. Surely there must be some nice BM drivers out there, I just havent come across one yet.

Pissed myself in the carpark the other week when a BM got clamped. Seems that parking rules dont apply to them either!!! LMAO!!!

No hard feelings ehh??

 

Nick

:cool:

wot abowt the nobs who drive right up to your exhaust, then when you boot it to get away from them, they flash you :confused: :mad: