Right I need a mower and am just going to buy one at B&Q.

 

A Do I go for an electric Flymo?

 

B Go for a petrol one?

 

C buy a goat?

 

D build my own custom one using a Tesco shopping trolly,with a Skyline engine dropped in:D

 

The lawn is of medium size

 

 

No serious Petrol or Electric?

Originally posted by 300z

 

Mac with freshly fitted undies :D:D

 

 

FFS am crying this end:D

 

Right Wazza at least I wear them around my bot LMFFFAO:D

 

 

 

This was the biggest mistake he ever done:D

When I sent you them pants mate I didn;t want you to send me yours in return. But since you did I may as well let everyone see them.

 

 

Wazza's pants

Originally posted by MAC 1

FFS am crying this end:D

 

Right Wazza at least I wear them around my bot LMFFFAO:D

 

 

 

This was the biggest mistake he ever done:D

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmfffao where did that come from lol.

Out with the pants - back to lawn mowers. Well being a professional gardener I would say your better off with petrol - no wire to worry about, no restrictions on movement and generally more power.

If you want something reliable to last years then get a Honda (no twin turbos- no Nissan models available!!!). Mine normally last about 5 years mowing for something like 8 months of a year, everyday. Rarely do they give any problems. Make sure you change the oil at least once a season, if not twice. And shake out the filter.

Go for Honda!!! Thats my humble advice.

The good thing is unless your nuts you wont need to mod it!!!!

Geoff.

Originally posted by tanzx

Out with the pants - back to lawn mowers. Well being a professional gardener I would say your better off with petrol - no wire to worry about, no restrictions on movement and generally more power.

If you want something reliable to last years then get a Honda (no twin turbos- no Nissan models available!!!). Mine normally last about 5 years mowing for something like 8 months of a year, everyday. Rarely do they give any problems. Make sure you change the oil at least once a season, if not twice. And shake out the filter.

Go for Honda!!! Thats my humble advice.

The good thing is unless your nuts you wont need to mod it!!!!

Geoff.

 

 

Thanks Geoff;)

To the Honda website I shall now go.

Originally posted by Paul C

& its the biggest load of sh!t lawnmower ever!! :rolleyes:

 

get a petrol mower running NOS :D

 

(ever seen the film Moving with Richard Pryor?? V8 lawnmower. :D LOL!!)

 

 

That's one of the funniest films I have seen LOL.

Mac, deffo go for the petrol.

I've got an electric rotary mower and nine times out of ten, I end up borrowing my neighbours petrol mower ( well he does keep offering...usually an excuse for a few pints anyway!!)

With the electric one you've always got to watch out for the cable, incase you run over it and the motor struggles when the grass is a bit long.

Obviously none of this effects the petrol one , so when mine packs up I'll be getting a petrol one next time.:D

Cheers,

F.T.

Mac, with petrol you can even mow when the grass is damp. You dont run the risk of electric shock treatment :D either when you use petrol.

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

You can get them automatic jobbies now aswell that does it on its own while you sit back and relax.

 

Are you still talking about lawnmowers or petrol powered dildo's?

 

:D ;) :D

So we gone from Lawn mower talk to Underpants to Dildos:D

 

 

Only on 300zx.co.uk ehh:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by MAC 1

So we gone from Lawn mower talk to Underpants to Dildos:D

 

 

Only on 300zx.co.uk ehh:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

LMFAO if Ann Summers gets hold of this thread they will have a lawn mower section in each shop :D:D:D

bwhahahahahaha what a sales pitch for the Lady.

"honey lets go get you a lawnmower lmffao :D:D"

 

(GOD i must be the only idiot who laughs at his own jokes lol)

Originally posted by 300z

(GOD i must be the only idiot who laughs at his own jokes lol)

 

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.....LOL :D :D :D ......oops, I'm doing it now!

/sevillaugh

LMAO so who said doing the garden was boring:D:D:D

I might pack my job in and be a gardener if there's work like that out there ;)

Don't fancy emptying the collection box after that though :eek: :D

i would use a litre of roundup, sod the grass.............drive the Z.:D

FFS Do it properly man ;)

 

 

Hehe - RB26 fitted too :D :D

Originally posted by senna

FFS Do it properly man ;)

 

 

Hehe - RB26 fitted too :D :D

 

 

Right sending you a bill for a new keyboard as I just spat coffee all over this one ROFLLMFFFFAO:D

ROFLMFFFAAAOOO :D

 

I thought hippies smoked grass not cut it! :D :D

Originally posted by senna

FFS Do it properly man ;)

 

 

Hehe - RB26 fitted too :D :D

 

ROFLMAO :D

 

I reckon thats the funniest thing ever on the forum so far!! :D

Originally posted by smw1

I'll save you the time Macca here they are

 

 

Oi! Those are my pants (I should know, I took the photo)

 

That's my mate Trev on the left, and Zeb on the right, it was taken at Glastonbury back in about 97

 

Those were the days...

 

 

That's me and my mate Alex with some random girls we met in Edinburgh

This must be one of the funniest threads I've seen in ages here, good to see we've all kept our sense of humour regardless of our "little digs" at each other :D

Dave

Originally posted by DaveW

This must be one of the funniest threads I've seen in ages here, good to see we've all kept our sense of humour regardless of our "little digs" at each other :D

Dave

 

**** you Dave you scouse twat :D:D:D

Ace it didn't sensor twat - twatting twat swear filter LMAO