my boss spent 60k on his car bloody things in the workshop at work again! electrical fault![ATTACH]61090[/ATTACH]

 

thought id just share a pic i love gloating at him all he goes on about is how good this car is hes spent thousands fixing it! lol and its only got 19k on the clock!

I would be gutted!!!!!!!!!! :cursing:

well lets just say the company paid for it! car + all repairs + fuel jammy git! and he aint even the MD!

well lets just say the company paid for it! car + all repairs + fuel jammy git! and he aint even the MD!

 

Serious??? I am in the WRONG job! :ohmy:

yer its pretty good in out place! im only 23 and last year i earnt 37k!

well just short be a few quid but mrs and this bloody car eat it all up!

yer its pretty good in out place! im only 23 and last year i earnt 37k!

 

What do you do for a living then? :rolleyes:

It manager, graphic designer, run a bizhub printing press and accessories, also a c,vb,php programmer. worked there for over 5 years now! started when living at home and now own a 4 bedroom detached house in middle of nowhere! best job ive ever had never leave but with the job i met my mrs at work and now hvae 2 little kids!, so shes at home with them!

It manager, graphic designer, run a bizhub printing press and accessories, also a c,vb,php programmer. worked there for over 5 years now! started when living at home and now own a 4 bedroom detached house in middle of nowhere! best job ive ever had never leave but with the job i met my mrs at work and now hvae 2 little kids!, so shes at home with them!

 

Happy days mate!! I did some VB programming in my HNC course in college years ago but had to give it up! Worst thing I ever did by the look of it! :censored:

lol well i write software packadges and we have a call center with over 60 staff so i wrote software to deal with a database of leads of over 14million!!, with real time monitoring, all the cabling throughout the place its a nightmare and have to sort all the marketing project ie boss has an idea i want to send a magazine to ten thousand of our customr with competition etc and want them to respond so we can use it as a lead source levy and want it done by friday "ffs" overtime lol, but the software packadge i wrote is immense in gos through leads with call back and telecan monitoring links to the nortel phone system for click and call, recfords all the phone calls takes surveys picks up wrong numbers automaticly andskips to next record therefore not wasting the telecanvassers time!

 

the telecan managers are notified when telecan are not working and we can tell if there trying to scam the system my job also invloves anyalitcs and telling the manager where the companies going wrong! and also which staff are not performing we have a board room friday at our place! lol they come and go!, but anyway the software then creates a diary of appointments which links to a online php portal where the salesman can get there leads and there are 2 diaries one for organising the right appointments to the right reps and confirming the appointments, then secind for taking results ie sale pitch and miss, nci etc... then when a sale it creates and order if its a bed or memory foam mattress this then automaticly goes to d-spatch to a prescription sheet printed out and they make the product we then deliver and then on the sales order the boss "the one with the aston martin" then tell is to pay the rep usually 15% commission so if they sell a mobility scooter for 5k for example the rep will get 750! its a joob job for them! they get 3 leads a day aswell!, there commisions are autosent via bankline at end of the day then!, there is shit loads and i mean loads more going into stock, customer care/aftersales etc but i dont want to bore you even more!

lol well i write software packadges and we have a call center with over 60 staff so i wrote software to deal with a database of leads of over 14million!!, with real time monitoring, all the cabling throughout the place its a nightmare and have to sort all the marketing project ie boss has an idea i want to send a magazine to ten thousand of our customr with competition etc and want them to respond so we can use it as a lead source levy and want it done by friday "ffs" overtime lol, but the software packadge i wrote is immense in gos through leads with call back and telecan monitoring links to the nortel phone system for click and call, recfords all the phone calls takes surveys picks up wrong numbers automaticly andskips to next record therefore not wasting the telecanvassers time!

 

the telecan managers are notified when telecan are not working and we can tell if there trying to scam the system my job also invloves anyalitcs and telling the manager where the companies going wrong! and also which staff are not performing we have a board room friday at our place! lol they come and go!, but anyway the software then creates a diary of appointments which links to a online php portal where the salesman can get there leads and there are 2 diaries one for organising the right appointments to the right reps and confirming the appointments, then secind for taking results ie sale pitch and miss, nci etc... then when a sale it creates and order if its a bed or memory foam mattress this then automaticly goes to d-spatch to a prescription sheet printed out and they make the product we then deliver and then on the sales order the boss "the one with the aston martin" then tell is to pay the rep usually 15% commission so if they sell a mobility scooter for 5k for example the rep will get 750! its a joob job for them! they get 3 leads a day aswell!, there commisions are autosent via bankline at end of the day then!, there is shit loads and i mean loads more going into stock, customer care/aftersales etc but i dont want to bore you even more!

 

Sounds easy mate! lol.......thats way over my head, I think I will stick to CAD drawing :)