I went to my mates house party on Saturday night, everyone was pissed except me and my drunken girlfriend threw an egg from the other side of the kitchen just as I took this picture, lol

 

It f**king hurt aswell stupid cow!! :lol: Thats me on the right

 

 

1,2,3, cheeeeeeeese

Good shot for a girl btw.

Egg-scrutiating, but eggcellent pic all the same :lol::lol:

1,2,3, cheeeeeeeese

 

lol, I had to `shell` out on a new shirt :tt2:

Do you think your missus hatched a plan to get ya?

Looks like you ended up with egg on your face after catching you licking your mates ear lol

Do you think your missus hatched a plan to get ya?

 

Yeh , she is my chick though

Looks like you ended up with egg on your face after catching you licking your mates ear lol

 

I was hen pecked:sneaky2:

Yeh , she is my chick though

 

And you are a cock:tt2:

Yeh , she is my chick though

 

Love it :tt2: Cracking photo

And you are a cock:tt2:

 

LOL, Smashing reply :wink:

Hen party was it? ;)

Lol this thread cracks me up, to much eggcitement for me my timmer has gone of for bed lol

You should 'lay' one on her!:whistling:

Hen party was it? ;)

 

 

:lol::lol: LMFAO Best one yet

You should 'lay' one on her!:whistling:

 

No,!! I was terri-fried :whistling:

sorry mate dont get yourself BEATEN up by my comments. lol

 

your just a A practical yolker.

I think that knock to Mikeys head has scrambled his brain!!!!

I think that knock to Mikeys head has scrambled his brain!!!!

 

Hes getting very Hen-thusiastic.

OMELETTE smarter than you lot........

 

lol :thumbup:

OMELETTE smarter than you lot........

 

Quality. THIS IS ALL VERY HENTERTAINING :tt2:

i have done many eggs-aminations to prove im smarter aswell:tongue:

 

 

 

your just Comedi-hens!

OMELETTE smarter than you lot........

 

thats the best yoke yet:thumbup:

Please no Fowl jokes we might get banned

you need to get egg-u-cated mate hens means there is 2. there is only 1 of me so its hen:)

 

I meant Daffy duck too :lol: