Glenn Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Youngest son:Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially and reality"? Dad: I will show you. Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"? Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!" Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? Daughter: "Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!" Dad turns to his elder son and asks him, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"? Elder son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not even hesitate!" So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' we are living with two prostitutes and a faggot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darkside TT Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 PMSL that a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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