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On a tour of ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW inot a petrol station. The attendant unaware of who he is says "top of the morning to ya" Tiger nods a "hello", as he bends forward to pick up the nozzle, two tee's fall out of his pocket. "What are dose" asks the attendant, "they are tee's" replies Tiger, "what on gods earth are they for" inquires the irishman, "there for resting my balls on whilst driving" says Tiger "oh be jayus" says the irishman "those people at BMW think of everyting dont dey"

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